http://www.thebitterblog.com/ en Copyright 2009 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:16:50 +0000 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.2 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss I recently just found out, through facebook, that one of my friends is engaged to be married. While cruising through his wall noting all the congratulations, I thought to myself "shit I have to give a facebook congrats" instead of http://www.thebitterblog.com/2008/04/worthless_congratulations.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2008/04/worthless_congratulations.html Weekly Articles Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:16:50 +0000 How many times have you been attracted to a woman and started down the path to wanting to ask the chick on a date only to find out that she is married, give up on the prospect of sex and http://www.thebitterblog.com/2008/02/steps_to_sleeping_with_a_married_woman.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2008/02/steps_to_sleeping_with_a_married_woman.html Weekly Articles Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:18:27 +0000 As most teenagers, I was a horny little guy, at 13 I would you know masturbate about 10 times a day. My mom sat me down to tell me that it was OK to you know masturbate and that everyone http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/10/miss_piggy_is_the_hottest_muppet.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/10/miss_piggy_is_the_hottest_muppet.html Weekly Articles Sat, 27 Oct 2007 20:43:09 +0000 I have not had a roommate for 5 years (besides jenjen) and after this time I am considering a roommate to help bring down the costs of living. The roommate that I am considering is a long time friend who http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/09/reasons_not_to_have_a_communal_condomn_bowl_with_roomates.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/09/reasons_not_to_have_a_communal_condomn_bowl_with_roomates.html Weekly Articles Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:24:26 +0000 One thing about me is I love sex, I love to fuck around and since JenJen, I have been reaching a heightened level of sexual escapades. While my number is getting up there I just recently experienced something for the http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/07/my_first_finger_in_the.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/07/my_first_finger_in_the.html Weekly Articles Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:52:17 +0000 Yes everybody I am alive and Paris Hilton is in Jail! I have been very busy with work, actually on the road and had my laptop stolen by a midget, yes a sneaky fucking midget, if I find you buddy http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_is_in_jail_and_i_am_a_working_comedian.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_is_in_jail_and_i_am_a_working_comedian.html Weekly Articles Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:18:37 +0000 One thing about me is I love to mess with people and there is no better place to do it than in the Public Washroom. Here are some of my all-time favorite “plays” from messing with people in the public http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/04/my_alltime_favorite_public_washroom_plays.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/04/my_alltime_favorite_public_washroom_plays.html Weekly Articles Sat, 14 Apr 2007 22:19:57 +0000 I am 27, I am a man and 10 minutes of making out with any girl is more than enough for me! I don’t care if you a stunner like Halle Berry or if you are packing heat like Vida http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/10_minutes_of_making_out_is_more_than_enough_for_me.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/10_minutes_of_making_out_is_more_than_enough_for_me.html Weekly Articles Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:20:39 +0000 Have you watched “The Secret”? If not you better hurry and watch The Secret before it is not a Secret anymore! What is The Secret? Well it is a motivational video to help improve peoples lives. I just watched “The http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/the_secret_what_is_this_secret_everyone_is_talking_about.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/the_secret_what_is_this_secret_everyone_is_talking_about.html Weekly Articles Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:32:55 +0000 I watched 300 and I have to tell you that I was thoroughly disappointed and here is why: 210: There wasn’t 300 Spartans in the movie, I only counted 210, I mean come on if you only have 210 call http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/300_would_have_been_better_as_porn_instead_of_an_action.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/300_would_have_been_better_as_porn_instead_of_an_action.html Weekly Articles Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:09:18 +0000 My biggest fear isn’t dieing, it isn’t public speaking and it certainly isn’t growing old alone. My biggest fear is not being able to sex women anymore! I mean come on! Let me run you down the list of the http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/my_biggest_fear.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/my_biggest_fear.html Weekly Articles Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:57:20 +0000 Before I begin this post I must state that Joey is not a racist! I mean Joey is a lot of things for example he is a slut, womanizer and does not believe in women's rights but he is not http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/quarterblack.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/03/quarterblack.html Weekly Articles Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:20:43 +0000 This is why I’m hot: I Got Jokes: Since JenJen, I have realized one thing, I got jokes and I wasted too many on her. My skills became apparent over martinis and Tapas with a new girl on our first http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/01/this_is_why_im_hot.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/01/this_is_why_im_hot.html Weekly Articles Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:31:37 +0000 Like most things I write about, I have given this a lot of thought: I want to be a fucking Caveman! Now why, why would I want to be a caveman? Well I got lots of reasons and here they http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/01/i_want_to_be_a_caveman.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2007/01/i_want_to_be_a_caveman.html Weekly Articles Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:26:25 +0000 Now I love asians: Koreans, Japanese, Chinese ... I love them all. And unlike the majority of americans I recognize the difference between the different cultures. Now when I say asians, of course I mean asian women. As with any http://www.thebitterblog.com/2006/11/reason_number_43_why_i_love_asians.html http://www.thebitterblog.com/2006/11/reason_number_43_why_i_love_asians.html Weekly Articles Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:19:07 +0000