Miss Piggy Is The Hottest Muppet.
As most teenagers, I was a horny little guy, at 13 I would you know masturbate about 10 times a day. My mom sat me down to tell me that it was OK to you know masturbate and that everyone did it from doctors to lawyers to priests. Reassurance from my mom that it was OK to you know masturbate took my hobby to a whole new level, what was the new level you ask well how about masturbating to The Muppets.
Why The Muppets you ask, well it was simple, this was well before the advent of the internet and we only had few channels on TV so I didn't have much selection. The Muppets was for some reason the most frequent show on so I quickly became attracted to Miss Piggy and pulled it regularly to scenes with her. My attraction to Miss Piggy is no more but just recently realized that I have always been attracted to girls that share characteristics with Miss Piggy.
- Classy - Miss Piggy is classy and I have looked for this in past girls, unfortunately I have gotten classy mixed up with trashy in most of my past girlfriends so I am still working on finding a girl as classy as Miss Piggy.
- Voice - Miss Piggy has an annoying squeaky voice and the same seems to be true with all past girlfriends.
- Dirty - Miss Piggy after all is a pig and all pigs are dirty, reflecting on past girlfriends the majority of them have been dirty, actually all of them have been very very dirty.
- Complainer - Miss Piggy loved to complain to Kermit and past girlfriends loved to find things to complain about to me.
- No Sex - I never once saw Miss Piggy have sex with Kermit, with past girlfriends we did have sex but the frequency at which we did made it seem like there was no sex.
Well needless to say I am still looking for the one and am hoping that somewhere out there is my Miss Piggy looking for her Kermit, but am hoping that my Miss Piggy will have sex.
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