Reasons Not To Have A Communal Condomn Bowl With Roomates.
I have not had a roommate for 5 years (besides jenjen) and after this time I am considering a roommate to help bring down the costs of living.
The roommate that I am considering is a long time friend who I consider to be family so there is no issues in my mind that we would make great roommates, there is only one thing that has concerned me to date, his request and desire for a communal condom bowl.
Now my question to him was - "what the fuck would I want with a communal condom bowl?" His response was - "why wouldn't you want a communal condom bowl, it would be cool and we could put it in a cookie jar in the kitchen".
I am a logical guy, so my logical response was this - "here are my reasons for not wanting a communal condom bowl, you make you list of reasons to have one and we will see who's is better to make our decision."
- Nothing Good Can Come From A Communal Bowl - think about it! Having a communal bowl in a common living space increases my chances of seeing my roommates balls as he scampers to get some doms from the cookie jar. Damn, I don't need to see my roommates balls and I certainly do not need to be associating them with cookies.
- I Don't Know Where His Hands Have Been - think about it! Your hands are not always the cleanest as you go to get a condom, usually they have dabbled around a vagin or two. I would like to limit my exposure to contamination to vagins I have already had contact with and not open myself up to all my roommates as well.
- Cookie Jars Are For Cookies - think about it! Enough said.
- Someones Going To Get Ripped Off - think about it! One of us will be having more sex than the other person so how does refilling the cookie jar work? Someone is going to end up buying more condoms than they are using.
I have more reasons but I doubt my roommate will come up with more than 4 reasons for the communal condom bowl.
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