Paris Hilton Is In Jail And I Am A Working Comedian.
Yes everybody I am alive and Paris Hilton is in Jail!
I have been very busy with work, actually on the road and had my laptop stolen by a midget, yes a sneaky fucking midget, if I find you buddy you better grab your lucky charms and run because you stole some of my best material.
Good news is I have lot's of new material to post, thanks in part to Paris Hilton and that stupid fucking midget.
Thanks for all you letters of concern but don't fear bitter guy is still well and alive!