One thing about me is I love to mess with people and there is no better place to do it than in the Public Washroom.

Here are some of my all-time favorite “plays” from messing with people in the public washroom:

”That Doesn’t Look Right”: This has to be one of my all time favorites and here is how it goes down. Walk up to a urinal and start peeing, if there are other people around say in a normal voice while looking down at yourself, “that doesn’t look right”. The reactions that you get out of people are great! Sometimes they laugh, sometimes they pretend not to hear anything and sometimes they naturally respond with “What doesn’t look right?” and then you have a further opportunity to mess with them by either responding with “my urine” or take it up a notch and say “my penis”.

”Set Up Shop In The Middle”: This well known play is a classic and a must use when you find yourself in the situation with 3 urinals, the far right or left is being used and you set up shop right next to the dude by posting up in the middle. To take it a step further, if there are no dividers you could try leaning slightly towards the dude getting your shoulders to graze but that takes it to the next level, touching someone in the public washroom always takes it to the next level!

”WTF”: This places a close 2nd to “That Doesn’t Look Right” and can be used in the same situations either in a stall or a urinal although my preference leans towards the urinal for visibility purposes. So here is how I usually lay it down, while peeing I say “What The Fuck” clearly as if I am having a conversation with someone. To get the best reaction of this play I usually have a slight grimace on my face and shake my head slightly while looking down at myself.