Have you watched “The Secret”? If not you better hurry and watch The Secret before it is not a Secret anymore! What is The Secret? Well it is a motivational video to help improve peoples lives.

I just watched “The Secret” hoping to enlighten myself and to replace some of this Bitter negativity that I have in my life with good and hope. Here are the main points I pulled away from “The Secret” just incase you do not have the $35 to purchase the DVD yourself:

The Secret To Money: “Visualize Your Goal” – this is not new, believe it or not, this idea comes from other books such as “Think and Grow Rich” and “Rich Dad Poor Dad” etc.. This idea has worked for me in the past but I feel sorry for the people that will full heartily try to apply this to their life and fail. Not all people can attain great amounts of wealth by visualizing it because some people are lazy and some people are dumb and some people are both lazy and dumb, I call them the majority of Americans. Not everyone can be smart, motivated and sexy like Joey, maybe only like 5% of the population, I mean come on Joey’s quality!

The Secret To Health: “Think Positive About Your Health” –again this is not new, it is proven that stress reduces risk of disease. But I can help but feel sorry for the little boy that lost his foot in an accident and wants to play in the NFL, hoping and thinking positive for his foot to grow back again one day, only to realize in his later teens that the only animals that grow back body parts are reptiles and all that time he spent visualizing his foot growing back was wasted and he should have been visualizing being a salamander instead.

The Secret To Relationships: “Visualize What You Want” – really, is that all people need to do? Let me tell you I work with and have met some very socially inept people that no matter how much visualization or how much hope they have, before they get rid of their wolf shirt and before they can reverse the last 25 years of their social solitude then they are going to have a difficult time making new relationships. Anyways, this does work for some, for instance when I broke up with JenJen I started visualizing the number of girls that I wanted to sleep with each month, I visualized 5 and I have been averaging around 6-10 since September thanks to Joey’s Secret!