My biggest fear isn’t dieing, it isn’t public speaking and it certainly isn’t growing old alone. My biggest fear is not being able to sex women anymore!

I mean come on! Let me run you down the list of the majority of Americans biggest fears and compare them against mine.

Dieing: Who cares about dieing? I mean really, come on! We all die sooner or later, so there is no sense fearing it while you are still living and fucking. I figure as long as you get to die fucking then you have lived a good life.

Public Speaking: Come on! Really, public speaking? Why the fuck do people fear public speaking? Are they scared they might stutter? Say something stupid, I mean I am fine with public speaking as long as I know I can call Rachel up and bang the shit out of her after, I really don’t give a shit, I will speak in front of whoever whenever as long as I know I can still fuck afterwards!

Growing Old Alone: As long as I can hump, I will never be alone. If I don’t find a wife, find that special someone, I will buy a dog to talk with but I will tell you what I won’t stop doing, I won’t stop fucking single young and/or old women. I mean come on!

So there you have it, my biggest fear is not being able to have sex with women while still living which in turn makes my biggest fear having my penis cut off, having a incredibly small penis, being ugly or incredibly fat or getting one of them big STD’s like HIV or Hep C.

Holla if ya heard me!

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