I watched 300 and I have to tell you that I was thoroughly disappointed and here is why:

210: There wasn’t 300 Spartans in the movie, I only counted 210, I mean come on if you only have 210 call it 210 not 300, false advertising does not impress anyone!

I was cold: My friends and I thought it would be a good idea to dress as Spartans for the movie, bad idea, movie theatres are cold when all you got on is a speedo, belt, red cape and baby oil, I mean come on why didn’t the Spartans have shirts?

Iran: I was extremely disappointed in how Iranians were portrayed in this movie, I mean come on, the leader of the Persian army was like over 7ft tall and some were even really muscular, come on! We all know most Persians are short and no Persians are muscular, the closest thing I have ever seen to a muscular Persian was a fat one!

300 The Porn: Whoever is the first to make 300 the Porn is going to make a lot of money, even gay porn, even with 200 Spartans, enough said.