10 Minutes Of Making Out Is More Than Enough For Me.
I am 27, I am a man and 10 minutes of making out with any girl is more than enough for me!
I don’t care if you a stunner like Halle Berry or if you are packing heat like Vida Guerra,
there is no girl that I am going to make out with you for more than 10 minutes without getting at least tops and/or bottoms off and that’s that.
Here are my thoughts that usually occur during the 10 minute make out session broken up into 2 minute chunks:
- 0-2 Min: It is either one of two things: “Damn this girl got nice lips and I like kissing her” or “Damn this girl can’t kiss worth a shit, better hurry up and get to them bottoms”.
- 2-4 Min: Again I am thinking either one of two things: “Damn this girl is a good kisser I wonder what the X is gonna be like?” or “Damn this girl is a bad kisser I wonder what the X is gonna be like?”.
- 4-6 Min: Same thing either one of two things: “Shit it has been like 5 minutes already and I am horny as hell” or “Holy mother-fuck it has been like 5 minutes already and I am horny as hell”.
- 6-8 Min: At this point I am thinking just one thing “What the fuck, we still kissing I am taking my shirt off”, yes my shirt usually comes off during the 6-8 min timeframe.
- 8-10 Min: One of two things: “Grab her hand, put it on my chest and make a move for her shirt” or “Grab her hand, put it on my ass and make a move for her shirt”.
- 2-4 Min: Again I am thinking either one of two things: “Damn this girl is a good kisser I wonder what the X is gonna be like?” or “Damn this girl is a bad kisser I wonder what the X is gonna be like?”.
If my shirt is off and she still fully clothed after 10-min one of 2 things is going to happen, either I take my pants off and good things happen or we stop making out, I take my pants off, she tells me to put them back on, I put my pants back on and then I throw in “White Chicks” either way I am happy because that chick is gonna go home or I gonna get some play.
So in conclusion there can be no debate, if we not sexing after the first 10-min I would rather masturbate... yaya chunk the deuce if ya heard me!
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Comments
omg!
Posted by: tanyetta | March 27, 2007 06:36 AM
my god i peed myself ... touche bitter guy touche...
Posted by: Cynthia | March 29, 2007 04:17 AM
more like 5-minutes!
fuck them bitches right?
Posted by: Anonymous | March 30, 2007 05:56 AM
you are so fuckin hot let me fuck your brains out come to bismarck North Dakota
Posted by: seb | March 3, 2008 04:48 PM
I'm women, and I'm with you 100%!
Posted by: Chelsea | March 5, 2008 08:58 PM
Yeah son i feel you on that shit i'd rather be jackin it then sittin there wit da bitch doin nothin but wishin i was fuckin her but ain't a thing for me i do da damn thing
Posted by: FROST ANANI | March 7, 2008 10:54 PM
you rock my socks...OFF!
Fudge them itches!
(hint hint * wink wink)
Posted by: weirdo dude 101 | March 24, 2008 04:58 PM