Joey has always been a playa, but even a playa’s game can get rusty if you let it. Even though I messed around on JenJen a lil’ bit I didn’t keep my pimp game as strong as I should have. Don’t get me wrong I was still able to hit dem girls but it was definitely a bumpy take-off, where I had to re-learn a few things about the art of pimping.

In hopes of saving other pimps from going through the same re-learning period, I have made this list to remind myself & others the finer points of dating:

Always Be Opening: The times are changing and so are ways that you can meet women. I have one word - MySpace. If you don’t have an account get one, there are girls all up in that space, it has never been easier to set-up meetings with women, groups of women, single women, all-kinds of women! MySpace always keeps me out there in the single game, heck I even had one when I was with JenJen, MySpace is just one of the ways Joey “Always Be Opening” he got others but of course a true pimp can never share all his secrets or else he would not be a true pimp!

Joey’s MySpace

The Longer The Better: Now I am not talking about penis size, although I do go that covered, I am talking about how long you should wait before calling a girl or re-calling a girl and the answer is simple the longer the better!

For example I took a girl out for drinks 3-weeks ago, had an amazing time, she loved me, I then waited and called her a couple of days ago without any communication until that call, got her over for a movie and she freaked me like only a freaky freak can. You see if you take them out once, show them the best time ever, get them thinking about you and then not call them for 2-weeks they will go crazy the next time they see you, they will have something to prove and that means that they will bring their freak game. Keep your pimp game strong and just remember the longer the better!

Always Have 3 or 4 On The Go: No matter how busy you are with work, with other activities, you will always need 3 or 4 girls on the go to keep your pimp game strong. Think about the tip above, nothing helps you ignore a girl better than having 2 or 3 other girls on the go. Joey’s only got 2 on the go right now so if you know anybody send her Joey’s way and I will give you much pimpspec!

Always Be Closing: Just as I said it, always be closing! Remember with every girl you may only get one chance so make sure you are always working on that close.

Get her saying yes – do you want to go for dinner? Yes! Do you want drinks? Yes! Do you like flowers? Yes! Do you want to kick it at my place, rub oil on me and watch a movie? YES, YES, YES!

Get them saying yes and never look back.

Stay Out Of The Relationship Zone: This is a tough one but one that a pimp needs to always be attentive of. Realize you will only get a certain amount of hook-ups and hangouts before this question inevitably comes up, sometimes this question never comes up but if it does you better be ready to find another 3rd or 4th to fill that spot.

Of course I got more tips than that but those are the ones that are top of mind and crucial for every newly single male to master if he wants to be hitting them sheets regularly. And for all you guys in a relationship you best be watching your girls cus girls in relationships are the ones that I currently pimpin’ and I am loving it! (and so are they)

You got any tips for Joey?


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