The Break-Up.
The Break-Up.
Well, I have received lots of e-mail, wondering what is going on with Joey, where did Joey go, is Joey a daddy??? So I am back and I am going to tell you what’s been crackin’.
Joey and JenJen are no more, that’s right we done and here is how it went down:
- August 30th - JenJen had Joey’s baby, a little baby boy ready to ride for Joey’s cause whenever Joey called, Joey was a proud father.
- September 5th – Joey’s family comment on how the little Joey kinda looks latino and how fat his head is, this sticks with Joey.
- September 20th – Joey get’s a paternity test done on his little baby boy while JenJen is out with her friends.
- September 25th – Results are in and it turns out little Joey isn’t really little Joey at all, as it turns out little Joey is really little Antonio from the apartment down the street, fuck you Antonio.
- September 25th – Joey packs up all his shit and moves to his buddies place temporarily before getting his new pimped out condo.
- October 10th: – Joey is back in the single game, shaked off the responsibilities of being a father, just bought a ridiculously huge TV and now is looking to chase his dream of being a writer / comedian and of course have sex with as many women as possible before being a daddy again.
- September 5th – Joey’s family comment on how the little Joey kinda looks latino and how fat his head is, this sticks with Joey.
Expect some real live shit over the next month, I realize this lacked the comedic genius that I usually bring to the table, but this shit was the truth and sometimes it is just hard to make the truth funny.
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Comments
Thank God Joey's a smart man! Sorry about what happened.
Posted by: MrManicDepressive | October 16, 2006 10:34 PM
Congrats! I imagine that she must be in a bad place right now, I feel kinda sorry for her. Otherwise, you're free and clear, wild.
Posted by: Nate | October 29, 2006 04:29 AM
Go Joey! Wrap that whopper burger king, you and dairy queen don't want a little Wendy running around. Let me tell you, kids will cost you more than a house and are the biggest responsibility you'll ever have. Keep those tadpoles out of the pond dude, some chicks are just dying to have a baby and raise it in their bachelorette pad with their cats and candles and yoga hippie friends while you send them a check every month, eeek! Let those little guys (gals?) have a quick swim down to the stomach, no harm there, a protein snack for your friend. Drink lots of water and eat celery and she'll tell you that you taste good too. Many happy non-pregnant girlfriend returns!
Posted by: Eric | January 13, 2007 04:33 PM
OMG! JenJen is wrong. :)
Posted by: tanyetta | March 26, 2007 03:34 AM