Can someone please explain to me why overweight people find it necessary to wear the bare minimum amount of cloths during the summer? I for the life of me cannot.

Too many times have I been driving in my car listening to Britney Spears minding my own business only to then be blindsided by a 400Ib man walking down the street with no shirt on, why god why? Why has nobody informed this man that it is not the thin cotton t-shirt that is making him overheat, but is likely the inches of blubber that he has.

I just want to be clear, I do not think there is anything wrong with being overweight, I know of fat people, what I do think is wrong is when fat people put themselves out there for the world to see in all their glory.

Fat men with no t-shirts is one example but there are many. Overweight women with short shorts or short tops is another but my question remains the same; does removing any amount of clothing really make a difference? I figure that a 400-Ib person would be just as warm naked as they would if they were wearing a parka.

Last point before I stop writing and eat an apple, I rarely take my shirt off in public places besides the beach and I am ripped so again why do overweight people need to walk shirtless downtown! Instead of taking your shirt off, how about passing on that last minute slushy when you are paying for your items at Wal-mart or eating an apple instead of a turkey every once and a while like me.

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Tags: Britney Spears Humor Overweight Shirtless Naked

Tags: Britney Spears Humor Overweight Shirtless Naked

Posted by Bitter Guy at 10:52 PM | Permalink | Comments (49)

Dear Inventor Of The Work Week,

Today I am 8-hours closer to death because of you. Why is it that you invented the work week? Did you hate life so much that you had to ruin it by making everybody work? Did your mother not pay enough attention to you as a child? Did you not have a mother?

I can only guess what could make a person so mental, that they would think it to be a good idea to create a society where people spend the majority of their life trading time for money instead of collecting bananas on a beach in their coconut thong mating with their beach girl 4 times a day.

Inventor of the work week I have some questions for you:

Why did you pick 5-days a week? Why not a 2-day work week & a 5-day weekend? Did you not have any friends to hang out with on the weekend?

Why is the work day 8-hours a day? Could you not have picked 2 or 3 hours? Did you have to pick 8? Were you afraid that if people actually had time to enjoy their life that they would not want to show up to work?

Was it your idea or someone else’s to not pay workers for traveling to and from work? This was very smart workday inventor, good one, touché.

Was it your idea to pay workers just enough to keep them happy but not enough to stop coming to work before they turn 60? What kind of fun stuff can I do when I am 60? I want to sex models now, in my prime, not when I am 60.

Last but not least, workday inventor why do I have to buy my own breakfast and lunch? You see workday inventor, why should I pay for food that will give me energy to complete my stupid tasks at my stupid job? Can you please enlighten me?

Tags: Workday Humor Inventor Worker Retire

Posted by Bitter Guy at 09:17 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)