The Worst Song To Wake Up Too Presents: Lonestar - "Amazed"
When you choose to set you morning alarm to a radio station you are gambling, you are gambling that the song you wake up too will not fuk with the rest of your day. I have hedged my bets by setting my alarm clock to an easy listening station that regularly plays soft Celine Dione & Elton John classics that can just set the day off so nicely (I love you Celine).
This morning I woke up to Lonestar – Amazed & I am amazed at how much it has made me want to punch every fuker I have come in contact with today.
First off I think this is one of those few country songs that actually makes country suck even harder, now that is amazing!
If you are half-retarded & have not heard the song before, pretend like you are just waking up and press play on the video below to get into the same mood I am in right now.
Why does this song suck so hard? Because …
- My Girlfriend Is Pregnant: yes she is pregnant & this song reminds me of how screwed I am, reason #1 for sucking.
- Lyric – “I Am So In Love With You”: reminds me of how screwed I am getting JenJen pregnant, reason #2 for sucking the cucumber!
- Lyric – “I don’t know how you do what you do”: is a really crappy lyric to wake up too, reason #3 for sucking the small one!
- Lyric – “I want to spend the rest of my life, with you by my side, forever & ever”: enrages me & makes me want to cry both at the same time, reason #4 for it’s suckage.
- I hate it: reason #5 for sucking!
- Lyric – “I Am So In Love With You”: reminds me of how screwed I am getting JenJen pregnant, reason #2 for sucking the cucumber!
The good thing is whenever I do get a song like “Amazed” stuck in my head I go to my back-up cleansing song, “Don't Worry Be Happy” by Bobby Mc Ferrin. “Don’t Worry Be Happy” is one of the greatest cleansing songs of all time!
PS. Does anyone else know why he is not wearing any shoes in some parts of his video?
www.thebitterblog.com - Don’t Worry, Be Happy, I will give you my phone number when you worry, call me, I make you happy -
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Comments
How far along is JenJen? Are you and her still at it?
If you have to answer just one, make it the second.
Posted by: Just wondering | July 10, 2006 08:19 PM
JenJen is far along now ... I am not sure how many months.
She is really really fat if that helps out at all ... I think about 6-months fat now.
- Bitter Guy
Posted by: Bitter Guy | August 1, 2006 09:23 AM
I can fully simpathise pal!
Just wait 'til the little parasite explodes onto the scene, think back to now and see just how good you had it!!
...still...I wouldn't change it for the world!
Best of luck to both of you!
Posted by: Tired new dad | August 3, 2006 12:44 AM
i came across this randomly but haha that vid is hilarious.
" God gave us children so we could have roses in the winter"
- a quote to ponder...
Posted by: aero-girl | April 3, 2007 11:15 AM