Scallops Are The Pork Of The Sea
I don’t eat pork. I am not muslim but I choose not to eat pork. Why? Because pork sucks, it is the devil food. I am not saying that if you eat pork you are the devil, but what I am saying is that if you are a devil you eat pork.
Now why is it that pork is the devils food? Well it goes back to the old testament: "And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." Deuteronomy 14:8
- Toxins: A pigs body contains many toxins, worms & stuff, that is reason alone for me to not want to eat the swine, conclusion Pig is the devils food.
- Pigs Eat Pigs: Any animal that is not smart enough to not eat its own kind, is not smart enough for me to eat it, conclusion Pigs suck & are the food of the devil.
- Pork Leads To Obesity: It has been proven that Pork leads to obesity, I suspect that Devils are fat, conclusion Pork is the devils food.
- Pig Meat Tastes Like Human Meat: It is a well known fact that Pig meat is very similar to human meat, & it has been said to taste very similar to human meat, now I don’t know about you but I find that very messed, I would not eat human bacon so I do not eat pig bacon, you stick with your swine sausages & I will stick with my turkey sausages, conclusion anyone that loves Pork is a step away from cannibalism.
- Pigs Eat Pigs: Any animal that is not smart enough to not eat its own kind, is not smart enough for me to eat it, conclusion Pigs suck & are the food of the devil.
So all you Pork eaters the picture below is for you:

And just a little more food for thought the next time you sit down to enjoy your favorite dish of “bacon wrapped scallops”, just remember that scallops are the Pork of the sea:

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Comments
why are ya hatin' on scallops like that? A scallop doesn't eat it's own kind.
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Posted by: bidu | July 6, 2006 11:09 PM