Since JenJen got herself pregnant and moved herself in, we have been sharing many things, including, but not limited to: my toothpaste, my toilet paper, my food and now, my computer. I can handle everything but the computer. Why the computer you ask? Well because JenJen has a stupid little habit of changing my homepage on my computes to stupid little websites. One such website is called PerezHilton.com - Not Only The Gayest Dude In The Universe But Also The Ugliest -, if you are not familiar with Perez here is a 5-point summary.

He is gay, and makes classic remarks such as calling 50-cent a “Flaming Homo” and Nelly Furtado’s new song a “Summer Jam”. Nelly Furtado’s new song will be a Summer Jam the day that I get to tap that with JenJen in the same room watching.

He is fat, and has a habit of making fun of people in better shape than him. Listen just because Nicole Richie is the size of your arm does not mean that she is too skinny, it can also mean that you are too fat.

He is ugly, and takes pride in taking jabs at those that are better looking and more fortunate. Not everyone can be as beautiful as celebrities or as Joey, and people realize this, except for Perez.

He is not funny, but yet people, like JenJen, go to his site to read his drabble and bookmark it for a later visit. When I say drabble, I mean drabble because that is what he enjoys to do, he drabbles all over the pictures he posts.

He has no friends, Perez is always pictured alone probably because he spends the majority of his life in front of his computes waiting for new celebrity pictures to drop so that he can be the first to drabble on them and post to his less than mediocre site.