MC Hammer Or Wilson Phillips?
Do you remember the first CD or Tape that you purchased? Do you remember the reasons for your purchase? Do you remember the other tapes that you were debating on whether or not to purchase? I do, and I am haunted by my decision every single day of my life.
I remember my first Tape buying experience as though it was yesterday, it was a hot July day, I was 8 and I was going to the mall with my sister with money that we stole from our moms. We decided to split the 30$ we stole and were going to the mall to spend it. My sister was a Tape slut, she had all the classics: Color Me Badd, Tone-Loc, Kris Kross and Vanilla Ice just to name a few. Unlike my sister, I had never bought a tape before and was nervous about my first time, I didn’t want to screw it up and buy into something too quickly only to regret it later.
After cruising through my options I narrowed my selection down to two final picks:
- MC Hammer: Hammers lyrical genius is really what stood out to me at that time:
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
I loved MC Hammer, and at that time he was my Tupac, but I had not yet really stepped into my full G status until my later years of 13 & 14 which brought my second choice into play.
- Wilson Phillips: yes indeed, Wilson Phillips, their single “Hold On”, really gripped me at a time when I was facing some hard knocks:
I know this pain
Why do lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel this way inside?
I could not answer any of the questions above, and somehow thought that buying the Tape would help me find the answers and help find the answers that I was looking for.
- Wilson Phillips: yes indeed, Wilson Phillips, their single “Hold On”, really gripped me at a time when I was facing some hard knocks:
So there I was, with two Tapes in hand, and plagued with the most difficult question any 8 year old boy could face, MC Hammer or Wilson Phillips:


After much consideration, I took the path of Wilson Phillips over MC Hammer, deciding their soothing voices would be better in the long run than the path of violence that MC Hammer would have provided. In retrospect, I should have purchased MC Hammer, but I corrected this decision when I bought House Of Pain as my first CD.
Do yourself a favor, and take a moment to watch “Hold On” and reflect on your life, it is very therapeutic.
PS: what happened to Wilson Phillips, did they all get hit with the liposuction stick or what? Time has done well for them.

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Comments
Thanks for posting that video.
I love Wilson Phillips.
Posted by: Rori | May 21, 2006 01:43 AM
Okay, one more comment. Carnie looked really good back then.
And I was always jealous of Chynna's hair
Posted by: Rori | May 21, 2006 01:44 AM
funny how they try to hide the fater girl. hide her behind rocks, behind trees, but she still there.
Posted by: Jamie | May 21, 2006 06:40 AM
Great Blog Friend!!! I really enjoy Wilson Phillips & I reall enjoy the read. Thanks!!!
Posted by: Pete | May 21, 2006 09:23 PM
Great Blog Friend!!! I really enjoy Wilson Phillips & I reall enjoy the read. Thanks!!!
Posted by: Pete | May 21, 2006 09:23 PM
They did age well, but that one on the far left still looks like a horse.
Posted by: Kelly | May 22, 2006 02:21 PM
Omg... I loved that song!! I never knew who sang it though. You're right, it is very therapeutic to watch.
Hmmmm they've changes a hell of a lot!
Posted by: Bronnie | May 23, 2006 05:07 AM
I too had both of those tapes. They weren't my first though...they were very far into my tape slut period. My very first one was Duran Duran's "Seven and the Ragged Tiger." Ah, the synth...
BA~~142
Posted by: seramarlowe | May 24, 2006 04:55 PM
Gay like you. Nothing more to say.
Posted by: Anonymous | May 31, 2006 04:55 AM
that didnt really make sense...
Posted by: Anonymous | May 31, 2006 07:39 AM
overgrow the gov't
Posted by: Anonymous | June 13, 2006 03:49 PM
Good choice. :)
The very first tape I bought was Taylor Dayne's "Tell It to My Heart"; the very first CD was Wilson Phillips. :D Man, the late 80s/early 90s were awesome.
Posted by: ganns | July 7, 2006 08:02 AM