Katherine McPhee & Lindsay Lohan & The Wardrobe Malfunction.

As many of you know, I am a struggling comedian waiting for my big break, I have been waiting now for 6 years or so. Over the past couple of months, I have come to the realization that one way to get my big break is to have a wardrobe malfunction. I have not decided on what kind of wardrobe malfunction to have but here are some of my options, help me decide what one to use:

Option 1: expose my nipple during one of my shows. In the industry this is what we call a “nip slip”, and it works marvels for ones career. If you recall this is what Janet Jackson did during the Super Bowl and was really the pioneer of the wardrobe malfunction. I am not 100% decided but if I do decide to go this route, I will most likely leave the star thingy off of my nips.

Option 2: wear really short shorts that expose my underwear in public or during one of my shows. I got this idea from the recent wardrobe malfunction performed by Katherine McPhee, our very own American Idol contestant; she wore a skirt that had a huge slit exposing her panties, just think what the press will say when Joey exposes his underwear at his next show, this is going to be great!

Option 3: expose the side of my nipple in public, not all but just enough to get people hot and bothered. Lindsay Lohan gets credit for this option; she reinvented the nip slip when wearing a dress that exposed her nip from the side as can be viewed in the picture below:
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Evangeline and Emma Watson deserve acknowledgements, but not full credit for recent slips, if you want full acknowledgement you need to put a spin on it like Lindsay.

Option 4: go to a public beach and expose myself in some manner that will cause a ruckus and make Joey’s name even bigger. This has been done before, but most recent to memory are the Jessica Alba pic’s that have been floating around the net where she is intentionally exposing her buttock region with her hand. I think this is a great option, that I will likely pursue, all I need to decide is what swimsuit to wear, my Brazilian thong or purple speedo.

Option 5: pushing option 2 a bit further, I could wear a skirt with no underwear. I know it is weird enough for me to even consider wearing a skirt, let alone with no underwear, but if I am going to go for it I might as well go for it big. To make this work and to get full effect, I will have to position myself in poses that expose my commando situation to all. Just some of the stars that can be credited with upskirt malfunctions of late have been Lindsey Lohan, Sharon Stone, Mariah Carey and many more that I am sure I am not aware of or just don’t care about.


So there you have them. I even have the option of releasing an internet video that accidentally gets leaked out, but I am saving this for a last resort because I am trying to keep it classy.
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Comments

Damn dude, I dont' want to see your nipples or your crotch, keep it live and keep it to yourself Joey, nobody cares.

I am drunk and am searching for upskirts of katherine mcphee and got to this site... i am pissesd and wanted to see pics but instead i read about how joey is goign to get big... i sont care about joey i want to see pics.

You could try expanding your stage content horizons by teaming up with another comedy writer?

I know what you talking about, seems like every day a different titty is popping out of some celebrities top.

where do u do ur stand-up joey?

i would like to throw shit at u.

hahah jason is soo funny..
i'll throw shit at u too.. hahaha

Sheesh.. If I did any of that, I would scare everyone away! :)
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Have you checked this guy out?

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What Emma Watson "wardrobe malfunction" are you referring to?

I'd rather see Taylor's nipples than Katherine's any day!!! SOUL PATROL!!!!!

Thank God we no longer are forced to watch the most arrogant, snotty, spoiled AI wannabe ever to grace the stage. K. McP is GONE...and GONE as well is her DADDY...almost as great an event as the Witch herself leaving...and the BEST PERFORMER/SINGER/HUMAN won...hopefully this McPhee will soon be history in all but the minds of her equally arrogant, snotty and spoiled fans. They were the WORST...but then, KM is THEIR IDOL...so we shouldn't be surprised. THANK YOU GOD FOR TAYLOR...and THANK GOD AMERICA GOT IT RIGHT!!!!!!!

You all are nothing but stuck up little pricks and you are just jealous that you don't have as good of a voice as her and your not as beutiful as her. We are not snotty, spoiled, or arrogant it sounds like you are because you are so bitter and hateful. Later.

katharine mcphee is a star even if she did not win.... she will be a star regardless.

i cant wait until her first single drops it is going to be great... i love her, and i love her voice.

Whatever bad critizism u guys have said to KAtherine McPhee.. who cares anyway. Still... she will always be our favorite American Idol. She is the Best... Great.. Incredible... sexy.. Gorgeous... Super duper to the max! Cheer McPhan & McPhee-verrrrrrr... Love you guys! Pls continue to support Kat! Thanks!

Mcphee is one of the ugliest girls alive, that girl got the mcnasty face.

i dont know why people go all crazy for her, i am glad i dont have to watch another episode with that chick.

catherine is nasty and all fans r nasty too so there.

If I hear beautiful Kat Mcphee one more time...wait a minute she is beautiful and has an awesome voice. Nice voice, nice face, nice a$$. Its too good to be true. I have to admit, towards the end, I stopped rooting for her because I knew with that voice and her looks, she'll go far. I started rooting for the Alabama boy because Simon didn't even want to give him a chance during auditions. Mcphee looked stunning with her duet with Meatloaf during the finale. He had to keep his eyes closed to keep from looking at her breasts!! They were looked as if they were about to pop out. Call me a horny bastard....Kat Mcphee is gorgeous and she knows it.

I think it would be interesting to pole the American Idol audience to see how many of them vote for their government representatives.
I would venture to guess that more Catherine McPhee fans take their duty to vote for elected officials more serious than those who voted for Taylor Hicks.
I believe those who REALLY understand, and appreciate GOOD music, and musicians, also take their civic duties seriously!
So all you "HICKS" out there; Get educated and VOTE!

catherine mcphee is as conceited as she is lame those of you who think she's so hot obviously don't get out much my boyfriend thinks she looks like a cow all you people make me ill chris should have won and will have the greatest success anyway taylor is awesome as far as civic duties, you are probably right that's why the biggest moron in the world got elected twice

I think Kat is awesome! I think people voted for Taylor because they were voting for the under dog. Everyone knew Kat was a better singer, but even people I work with said wouldn't it be funny if Taylor actually won. Well, that does show you American Idol isn't a singing contest. It's a contest for people to vote on contestants based on where they are from, what they look like and how crazy they act on camera. Maybe that's why are country is where it is. Obviously we can't vote right...just something to think about.

how dare anyone say negativety about katherine mcphee, she is the greatest girl & will have much sucess.

she is super beautiful & super cool unlike many people who say dumb things about her, use ur eyes & ears u will see she is gret!!!

"catherine mcphee is as conceited as she is lame those of you who think she's so hot obviously don't get out much my boyfriend thinks she looks like a cow all you people make me ill chris should have won and will have the greatest success anyway taylor is awesome as far as civic duties, you are probably right that's why the biggest moron in the world got elected twice"

-I'll here not that you're boyfriend only says that so he can continue to stick his rancid dick inside your cunt without pissing you off. Who needs a mouth like your yapping in his fucking ear?? Behind your back he no doubt jerks-off all over the TV screen, looking at clips of Katherine McPhee. I don't even like the slut, but that's some TRUTH motherfucker.

ok! I HATE linsay, but don't be dissen kat you got that. she's awseome. and so is all the other american idols, biotch! peace.

KATHERINE MCPHEE ROCKS! SHE'S HOT AND TAYLOR IS A ·"$%$@·" THE WORST SINGER EVER OF AMERICAN IDOL. BTW KAT HAVE HAD MORE FAME THEN TAYLOR. TAYLOR IS GOING TO BE LIKE RUBEN A NO-FAMOUS PEROSN! HAHAHA I LOVE U KAT!

isn't it great how the internet we can express our truest feelings about the people we love and hate and love to hate and also don't forget to insult and slam the ones who speak. where else in america can we truly slay our fellow man and go to church on sunday. whether or not she knows who she is not all of us would have the same courage to chase and live our dreams. im jealous that she is where she is but im not jealous of her beauty as its only skin deep. the idea of this article was not to bitch fight but it was ones expression of how hard it is to break into the industry and they were trying to convey what everone knows is a trick of the trade wardrobe malfunction...but all of you swine missed the pearls...

ps i would go with option 4 everyone loves to look and talk.

That is the most ugliest picture ever. if you unblock the nip part, the people would see who the real lindsay is.

Why the blur over the nipple? I don't call that a malfunction. You should have the "un-censored" photo.

Katherine Mcphee is a not talent, nasty bitch, I fuckin hate her and Im glad Im not the only one. Those of us with class notice white trash when they see it!!!

Dude, if this is your material you are NEVER gonna make it.

i fucking hate katherine mcphoney she is such a fake nasty bitch from her privledged fucking backround. her fucking ugly mother and her crybaby father gave that bitch anything she ever asked for. have u guys seen the advertising for her latest cd- what an asshole- she makes these faces at the camera like she wants to fuck it- she should have tried to be a victoria's secret model-sorry that's an insult to heidi klum...chris daughtry fucking rules!!!!!

good blog

thats for sure, guy

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