Since JenJen got herself pregnant, I have been nothing but on the grind trying to get my paper weight up, for all the slang deficit people, I have been trying to make more money. Three months ago, while taking a bath, I was hit with, what I believe to be, a multi-million dollar idea.

After patiently working with my lawyers and getting my idea patented, I can now release it to the public and I can hardly contain my excitement.

Today, TheBitterBlog proudly presents the body enhancement drug of the future, SteroTan, the only all in one body enhancer that both darkens the skin and increases muscle mass.

SteroTan has already generated significant amount of interest in the celebrity community. Below are just two of the brand names that have already jumped aboard the SteroTan phenomena.

Arnold Schwarzenegger – “If I only had the SteroTan in 80’s, I would have saved time in hours and money in dollars, which would have allowed me to spend time training and much more money on my English.”

Jose Canseco – “With SteroTan, I can now concentrate on what’s important, my writing, and am no longer plagued with the everyday decisions of how much I need to tan or how many cycles of Steriods I need to take, with SteroTan it is both easy and fun. Available in both pill and lotion, SteroTan offers me the ease of use and convenience that I have so desperately been seeking, thanks SteroTan, let’s play ball!!!”

And of course a body enhancer is nothing without the success stories and SteroTan already has two, meet Tony and Sam.

“Since starting SteroTan 2-weeks ago, I have gained both 110-Ibs of muscle and 15 shades of darkness. Without SteroTan, I would have been forced to spend 15 minutes a day tanning and countless hours injecting myself with Steroids to obtain the same results I have achieved with SteroTan. After only 2-weeks I can already see and feel the results, I can only imagine what I will look like a month from now. Thanks SteroTan, you have made all my dreams come true!!!”

“I used to be the whitest girl on the block but now thanks to SteroTan, I am the buffest and tannest girl. By taking only one pill a day I have both darkened my skin and gained significant muscle mass in a short period of time. SteroTan has to be the greatest thing since light cigarettes!!! Something this good cannot be bad.”

SteroTan is full of possibilities, in fact we have already started the early stages of a spin-off enhancer, called SteroTanIagra, signing none other than the Hulkster himself as the spokesman for our product.

Hulk Holgan - “SteroTanIagra has made it easier than ever to keep my tan, keep my pythons and keep my hard-on. With just the right combination of steroids, tanning chemicals and Viagra, SteroTanIagra has made it easier than ever to keep all that is important in my life. Whatcha gonna do when SteroTanIagra runs wild on you!!!”

Watch for SteroTan and other products brought to you by the makers of SteroTan at Wal-mart or any other fine stores at a location near you.

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