Since starting this cr@ppy site back in December, some Maddox adoring idiots have had the audacity to say I am trying to be like him. Some of my favorites are:

“nice try but another Maddox wannabe fails in my opinion.”

“you blog good , but i can't help to think that you're a big fan of maddox, especialy when i read that blog.( i like maddox too,but i don't try to copy him)”

“I am annoyed by people like you that start a Maddox clone site, you will never be as good as him so stop trying!!!”

“u should be beeten for trying to copy Maddox”

“Joey take your beautiful hair and go f@ck yourself, you will never be as good as Maddox, he is god.”

1. Maddox has been on the internet since the early 90’s. I can only imagine all the reasons that drove Maddox to the internet so early and all those reasons do not make me want to be Maddox. While Maddox was on the internet making fun of 6 year olds drawings and writing articles at 2am, I was dating models and making gold records, yeah I really want to be more like Maddox.
   
2. Maddox is an Arab wannabe. Now is not a good time to be Arab and I have no desire to be one.
   
3. Maddox is not a good-looking fellow. Why would I want to be ugly when I am just so god damn beautiful? Can any of you crackheads please explain? I was afraid to host his picture on my server as his ugliness may be contagious, so I have provided a link instead, please use at your own discretion Maddox Picture.
   
4. There is no evidence that supports Maddox liking girls. He writes about what he dislikes, what pisses him off but never about women. Without the evidence supporting that Maddox likes women, I could never commit to wanting to be like him. Joey loves girls and has many girlfriends and is not willing to trade his lifestyle at this moment.