The Bitter Blog: These are the men that I would have sex with.

If I was put in a situation where I was forced to lose my man-to-man virginity, for example, the only way I could save someone that I loved was to have sex with another man, then these are the men that I would want to have sex with.

David Hasselhoff, not the Baywatch David but the Knight Rider David, he likes to point in photos, which I think is totally sexy! Right back at cha Hoff, Joey style.
Brian Mcknight, I like his music and would get him to sing while doing me.
Hannibal from the A-team, pictured below with Mr T, on second thought, I would do both Hannibal and Mr T, yeah that would be totally kick-ass.
Flint from GI-Joe, I developed an attachment to Flint at a young age, I would play with him alone in my room for hours on end, to some Flint is just a cartoon, but to me he is real and I would totally do him.
John Stamos, aka Uncle Jesse, come on, who wouldn’t do Uncle Jesse?
The young Bill Gates, not the old Bill Gates, the young Bill Gates didn’t get much action in his 20’s and therefore would probably take it easier on me.
Diaz, not Armando Diaz the ruthless Italian General, but Cameron Diaz the nastiest girl in show business, she made this list because to me, having sex with Cameron Diaz would be like having sex with a man.

Honorable mentions that were close to making my list: He-man, Henry Winkler aka. The Fonz and Gary Coleman.

Who would make your list?

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I would let Carrot Top do me, in fact any vegetable top would suffice.

Great post, it really got me thinking.

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i am glad for you.

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Posted by: Jamie | March 6, 2006 11:58 PM

WHat about Charles In Charge? That guy was cool.

Or even Kirk Cameron, I would let him give me Growing Pains...

Damn thats good, u want to write on here charlie??? I am getting kind of bored of it.

Posted by: Charlie | March 7, 2006 04:32 AM

Are you aware it is a sin to be gay? Even for a joke you can burn in hell for eternity. How does that make you feel Joey? For something thaat wasnt even funny, you will burn in hell.

i thought it was funny

Posted by: Anonymous | March 8, 2006 05:53 PM

Fuck you bitter boy, i am sick of people beating up on Diaz, she is one of the most beautiful women alive and deserves to be treated as such.

You are such a lsoer every time I see your picture I want to beat your face in.

Well, you and Diaz can go fuck urselves for all I care... I still hold my position on Diaz, u must be gay thinkin Diaz is hot because she looks like a bad tranny...

Posted by: Jason | March 8, 2006 09:02 PM

lol

you cant take a joke jason.

u gay

Posted by: flurse | April 3, 2006 10:15 PM

sorry jason, i was talking to he guy above:P

yup, dias is a tranny

Posted by: flurse | April 7, 2006 12:48 AM

you gay dude you shall suffer

Posted by: Anonymous | April 13, 2006 06:25 AM

I like youto haveex with me

Posted by: rebecca | June 27, 2006 01:34 AM