The Jay-z Ugly Posse.

Now I am sure there are some ugly guys out there, but Jay-z has got be one of the ugliest mothas around.

In tribute to Jay-z’s ugliness here is the “Jay-z Ugly Posse”.

  1. Born and raised out of the badlands of Utah, Brian-z, aka sir Gay-z, worked hard to beat himself with the ugly stick, making this first spot in the Jay-z ugly posse.

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  2. Next Ted-z, who is scared of the dark, loves the outdoors, hates getting his picture taken and loves late night walks, he fills the second spot in Jay-z’s posse very nicely.

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  3. Third we have Jessica-z, this dumb-ass hoodrat used to date Jay-z, before deciding that she was too pretty to be rollin with an ugly thug like Jay-z.

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  4. Next we have one of Jay-z’s closest homie, Sloth-z, this bad ass sloth loves crackers and Big Pimpin’.

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  5. Then we got Jay-z’s best friend, his only dogg, dogg-z, good doggy – good doggy.

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  6. Last but not least, the ring-leader of this ugly show, Jay-z, who is most notably known for dating Beyonce.

    jayz.jpg


There you have it, the Jay-z Ugly Posse, this is one posse that Joey-z is happy to be left out of.

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Comments

ted-z is awesome.

Oh, I get it, you think Jay-z is ugly and made his posse ugly as well.

Good one.

hey anonymous! (about your comment)
send us your pic....i bet you're a really good looking guy.....

why don't you write a comment that's a little more original and a little less pretentious. bitch

YOU ARE A SPECIAL HUMAN BEING. YOU HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO MAKE UP A JAY Z UGLY POSSE. SO FROM THIS I KNOW THESE THINGS TO BE TRUE.
1. YOU ARE UGLY!
2. YOU DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
3. YOU DEFINITELY HAVE NO FRIENDS
4. YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
5. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY JEALOUS OF JAY Z. BECAUSE DESPITE HOW UGLY YOU THINK HE IS, HE IS STILL THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE, PRESIDENT OF DEF JAM, WORTH MILLIONS, AND KNOCKING BEYONCE'S BOOTS DAILY!

YOU ARE SO PATHETIC

I agree u have 2 be one pittiful ugle mothas oout there
jayz is the greatest rapper alive richest and 1 of the most respected not to mention he digs beyonce. u need to get a life roc-la-familia throw them diamonds up

JayZ (My Hall name),

Are you saying that Jay-z is not ugly?

Does being rich & a mediocre rapper at best make him less ugly?

- Bitter Guy

Jay Z is your typical Nigger.

WUT U MEAN BY DAT

bitter guy is you're typical white ass trash who turns green when he's sick, gets pure blood-red zits,blue when hes cold or choking,and red when he's mad.colored white trash.

you love it when its turns to racism huh?i bet you didnt like one word of that..dont bring racist comments in here and if there's any ugly,fat and horrendous person here its you.
shit faced c*u*n*t

Damn aussiegal, you are krazy! Do you like rugby too?

I didn't really understand one word you just said, probably because of your aussie accent but I understood enough to know that you krazy.

This post is not about racism, in fact none of my posts are racist because I am not racist. I take offense to being called a racist but whatever you are aussie so it doesn't really bother me.

This post is about Jay-z being ugly, in fact I think he would be uglier as a caucasian than as an african american.

I also congratulate you to be the first one to use the C word on thebitterblog.com.

You aussies are funny.

I am also sorry for your lose of Steve Irwin.

- Bitter Guy

Jay-z is awesome. But, i must admit, he is quite ugly.
And this blog is lame.

that;s fucking type

Haha so true, hes pug fugly and his bland flat voiced rapping makes my ears sad!

He is one ugly mutha-fucka

omg i fucking cried i was laughing so hard

all these people r so freakin ugly

to Bitter Guy,
Jay-Z may not be Brad Pitt but he sure is rich,famous
and а great rapper.
If there was a contest of who is the ugliest guy in the world
you would be the winner.
That is to say you are one ugly S.O.B.

a bad job

Jay-z would be uglier than a mud fence no matter what his race because the guy has been beaten with an ugly stick. I nearly had to pick myself up off the floor when I saw that gorgeous woman had married that man. What could she be thinking? He may or may not be a great rapper, I have no idea, I'm not talking about his talent or his big bucks. She has big bucks and fame herself, it's not like she needs his. I also understand that inner beauty goes a long way and is more important than looks. However, Jay-z is bottom of the barrel in the looks department, his inner beauty must be out of this world. There has to be some attraction even if you don't go for a hottie and she still has to look at that mug every morning when she wakes up. Yikes! And her poor children! Hopefully because she's beautiful and he's ugly they will be at least plain to average. I'm glad you made this page because I wondered if I was the only one who noticed that Jay-z is Ugly with a capital U.

Hate to say it but it's true...the truth hurts sometimes folks.

Debi

Jay Z is just ugly - hope his kids look like Beyonce for his sake.

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