The Jay-z Ugly Posse.
Now I am sure there are some ugly guys out there, but Jay-z has got be one of the ugliest mothas around.
In tribute to Jay-z’s ugliness here is the “Jay-z Ugly Posse”.
- Born and raised out of the badlands of Utah, Brian-z, aka sir Gay-z, worked hard to beat himself with the ugly stick, making this first spot in the Jay-z ugly posse.
- Next Ted-z, who is scared of the dark, loves the outdoors, hates getting his picture taken and loves late night walks, he fills the second spot in Jay-z’s posse very nicely.
- Third we have Jessica-z, this dumb-ass hoodrat used to date Jay-z, before deciding that she was too pretty to be rollin with an ugly thug like Jay-z.
- Next we have one of Jay-z’s closest homie, Sloth-z, this bad ass sloth loves crackers and Big Pimpin’.
- Then we got Jay-z’s best friend, his only dogg, dogg-z, good doggy – good doggy.
- Last but not least, the ring-leader of this ugly show, Jay-z, who is most notably known for dating Beyonce.
There you have it, the Jay-z Ugly Posse, this is one posse that Joey-z is happy to be left out of.
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