Before JenJen got pregnant, she was an alcoholic; before JenJen was an alcoholic, she was 13. When I started dating JenJen, she was 18 and I was 25, I slowly noticed that she had a problem. Here are the early warning signs that little JenJen had drinking problems:

1. Little JenJen would start her days off with 2 or 3 Chi Chi’s, 1 just was not enough.
   
2. Little JenJen’s movie nights consisted of drinking a 26 of Vodka followed by in cohesiveness and then closely followed by all the reasons why I am not man enough to be a man.
   
3. Little JenJen would sneak OJ into her Vodka with breakfast, lunch and dinner.
   
4. Little JenJen’s greatest accomplishment was drinking half a 26 of Vodka in under 30 minutes, that a girl JenJen your parents must be proud.
   
5. Little JenJen thought it was “neat” and “funny” that she could not remember events from the previous night of drinking.
   
6. Little JenJen’s favorite animal is the Grey Goose because it is named after here favorite alcohol, followed closely by the animal named after her favorite mix, the Red Bull.