Joey, The Young Hispanic Male Trapped Inside A Skinny White Boys Body.
Today at work, while on a conference call with clients in Venezuela, I came to the realization that I must be a Young Hispanic Male trapped inside a Skinny White Boys body.
I know what you are all thinking, “Joey you are a good-looking white boy, you are truly blessed, do you know how many Hispanic males would kill to be in your situation?”, trust me I realize how blessed I am but can no longer ignore my inner Latin vibes.
Here Are The Facts:
- Fact, Latin women are extremely attracted to me.
Proof, Latin women outnumber white women on my Messenger, Orkut and Hi5 accounts 7:1.
- Fact, I am continually being drawn back to my motherland.
Proof, I have been on 3 out of country trips in my lifetime all taking me back to my roots in Spain, Mexico and Argentina.
- Fact, I love big butts; Latin women have bigger butts than white women.
Proof, my big butt porn dvds outnumber my big breast dvds 10:1.
- Fact, 53% of the women I have slept with have been of Latin descent.
Proof, I record all the women I sleep with.
- Fact, I speak more Spanish than any white guy I know.
Proof, I once got a Chica naked by only speaking Spanish.
- Fact, my favorite dictator is Fidel Castro.
Proof, I have his poster on my wall.
- Fact, I love Spanish Soaps.
Proof, I never miss an episode of “Latin Lover”
Latin Lover
At the end of the day, I have to deal with being a Latin Man stuck in a White Boys body, but then again things could be worse, I could be an Asian stuck in a Persian, damn that would suck.
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Comments
I can see that you're TRYING to be funny here.
It just doesn't really work.
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Trollmeister.... was that supposed to be funny? cus i kind of laughed
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Posted by: Trollmeister | April 4, 2006 08:26 AM
Yeah you try too hard. You had better humour in your previous posts but in the last couple of weeks the quality of your post has slipped to an all-time low.
Maybe you should put off blogging for a while, and just relax. Blog when you have something to say.
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fuck man... i work all day for you people... u know what, every song of the beattles wasnt a hit... so guess what every post cant be a "younger sister hotter than older sister" quality post, but they all have their moments.
how about this... give me a topic to write about & i will make it funny.
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Posted by: Andrew | April 4, 2006 04:28 PM
Really, I don't think it has been all that bad, you got to take it for what it is.
I guess this dudes humor rubs people a different way, but I like you bitter guy.
"my favorite dictator is Fidel Castro" - "i have his poster on my wall", I found that shit funny.
I feel you on the Latin issue though, La Vida Loca baby... maybe people just get too sensitive around the issue of race.
Posted by: Jason | April 4, 2006 05:07 PM
some people just can't take jokes
Posted by: Anonymous | April 4, 2006 08:36 PM
This blog has always been on the verge of being classified as racial, sexist, or homophobic; but, I didn't and I don't mind that. In fact, one of the things that draw me back to this blog is its political incorrectness.
But, seriously, comparing to the author's previous posts 'I hate my job' or 'The younger sister is always hotter', the recent blogs are obviously of an inferior quality.
I think Joey is suffering from the 'writer's blockage', but he feels obliged to regularly update his blog, hench these poor blogs.
Posted by: Andrew | April 4, 2006 08:42 PM
True, I think he might just be feeling pressure about getting JenJen pregnant.
I am sure he will turn it around and get back to his roots, but personally I found this entry entertaining. It was a good light read to start my day.
Even his crappiest articles are more creative than most of the shit out there but thats just my opinion.
Posted by: Jason | April 4, 2006 09:52 PM
Don't fool yourself. Why can't you just be a white man who loves women of color? Why do you have to BE Latin to love the women? Why is that not OK?
Posted by: brownie | April 10, 2006 02:30 AM