The Bitter Blog: Bow Wow Wow Vs. Bow Wow.

Bow Wow may not be aware of this, but since he has dropped the Lil’ from his name, he has taken one step closer to going head to head against the infamous Bow Wow Wow, a popular band from the 80’s. Bow Wow Wow has had such hits as “I Want Candy” and “I Want Candy The Remix”.

Off the top of my head I could not decide who is better, Bow Wow or Bow Wow Wow, so I made this list to help decide.

Bow Wow Wow has an extra Wow in their name, therefore out WOWING Bow Wow – Point Bow Wow Wow.
Bow Wow Wow has released albums titled “I Want Candy” and “Girl Bites Dog”. Bow Wow has released albums titled “Unleashed” and “Doggy Bag”. I like candy and would rather see a girl bite a dog than see Bow Wow unleashed or Bow Wow’s “doggy bag” – Point Bow Wow Wow.
Almost all Bow Wow Wow album covers feature a naked female, were as all Bow Wow album covers feature Bow Wow failing to look hard. I would take any naked female over Bow Wow acting hard any day – Point Bow Wow Wow.
Bow Wow Wow’s average height is 5’10”, Bow Wow is 5’7” by himself and 5’8” averaged with Ciara – Point Bow Wow Wow
Bow Wow Wow has had more creative hairstyles sporting the scalped side cut as opposed to Bow Wow’s played out dreads – Point Bow Wow Wow

Although it was close, the clear winner is Bow Wow Wow, taking Bow Wow in a 5-0 shutout. Not only is Bow Wow Wow’s music better, but Bow Wow Wow is just undoubtedly more cooler, so help me spread the word about Bow Wow Wow and get them back on the street and Bow Wow off, because I Want Candy

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very interesting post, bow wow wow has my support, i like the skinhead look.

Posted by: Greg | March 18, 2006 12:12 AM

at least bow wow is better than your crappy humor...

you are really not funny at all!

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yeah and that was the funniest comment ever... u sound really funny too.

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Posted by: jeremy | March 20, 2006 07:26 AM

Really great spot, Bow Wow Wow head on against Bow Wow... I would have never of guessed the ending.

ur an idiot too.

Posted by: Anonymous | March 20, 2006 04:38 PM

Bitter Guy, Joey or whoever you are, wanted to let you know that I enjoyed reading your posts.

Keep up the good work soldier, I am donating 4 cents to your paypal account.

fuckin rite on... what the hell am i going to do with 4 cents... i cant get no diapers for that.

Posted by: Anonymous | March 20, 2006 07:17 PM

Joey,

Have you ever thought about doing stand-up? You are pretty funny in writing but in person I bet you are a riot.

Plus you are very cute, if you ever want to leave JenJen e-mail me, I live in the LA area.

Kisses, Cindy

e-mail me, we will see what we can do.

Posted by: Cindy | March 22, 2006 11:38 PM

what ever u say u just hating

Posted by: Anonymous | May 29, 2006 05:54 PM

I think that you share some common characteristics like both your gay. Gay Gay Gay. Maddox rules.
P.S. This isn't Maddox just letting you know. Oh and gay. Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Anonymous | May 31, 2006 02:28 AM

Bow Wow Wow Sucks send them down drain. On Tha Other Hand Fine Bow Weezy Went Straight To Tha Top. He So Freakin Fine.

Posted by: Ashley | August 2, 2006 05:24 PM

what up bowwow

Posted by: Anonymous | October 11, 2006 12:30 PM

i just wanted to say that bow wow wow is not the same as bow wow and they should know that by now.

Posted by: tina mason | December 13, 2006 03:00 PM

for bow wow

Posted by: Anonymous | January 20, 2007 06:07 PM

i think it look like a mysace

Posted by: ciera | January 28, 2007 01:40 AM

what up bowwow wat u doin u have a mysace because i see ur pic and ur friend i think some body have ur pic and ur profile is blue. do chris brown have a mysace ur some body have his pic bowwow do u still like ciara r she still go wit chris brown.bowwow poeple keep sayin chris brown is a faget because he sing like a girl.bowwow is he a faget and he kiss a boy.

Posted by: Anonymous | January 28, 2007 02:03 AM

bitch dats ma man get ch0 stanky ass o0ff ma man be f0 i c0me 0va there an rip yo0 weeve o0ff yo0 big headd lo0kin like a dude ass!!!

Posted by: juliet villanueva | March 13, 2007 07:29 PM

why did bowwow and ciara break up? They still look good without each other. Bowwow just ned to move on to a better chick that will be there for him whenever he needs her. He don't need nobody that will use him. I understand that bowwow really loved ciara but ciara don't know shit about love, so she really would not understand.

Your girl Antoinette from b-more all day

Posted by: antoinette | May 7, 2007 04:16 PM

all of yall female need to get a life everybody knows that bowwow is the finnest guy in the world so stop putting shite up about how fine my baby daddy is and he has a big dick

Posted by: karillis teair willion | July 26, 2007 11:14 PM

yall tricks needs to get a life because he dont want yall ugly bitchs thats my baby daddy he got a big dick dont bemade because i got him sorry bitchs

Posted by: karillis mills | July 26, 2007 11:25 PM

Posted by: karillis mills | July 26, 2007 11:26 PM