Rolling Stones, what are they still doing alive?
First off, what the fuck are these guys doing performing live at the super bowl, let alone still living. Shouldn't they be dead by now? Or at least close to death? I mean come on it is 2006, these grandpas released their first album in 1964, that’s over 42 years ago for all you math deficient people.
Watching these old timers on stage was painful. Wasn’t anyone else worried that Mick was going to break a hip convulsing like he was? I had personally never watched Mick perform and thought that he was having a seizure on stage, that is why I kept watching, I was waiting for the paramedics to rush onto the stage.
I think everyone can agree that the censorship has gone too far in protecting the bible states. I mean come on, censoring the word “cocks” out of their 2nd song and then cutting off “Start Me Off” before the lyric “you’d make a dead man cum”.
Fuck, I would rather watch Sesame Street than a bunch of old men hobble around on stage.
At least in Sesame Street there is still a chance of the Asian hottie below having a wardrobe malfunction with Big Bird.
Damn, why did you have to go fuck up our half-time shows Janet and Timberlake, damn your titties Janet, damn them!
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Comments
fuck you man the stones rock...
Posted by: StonesFan | February 9, 2006 03:50 AM
and the Dolt Of The Year Award goes to....
Bitter Guy
A mediocre Stones performance is still better than a lame blog.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 9, 2006 03:04 PM
so fucking immature, it is wrong to make fun of the stones, they are historic...
get a life loser, i am going to bomb this site.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 9, 2006 04:06 PM
Agreed, Sesame Street is far more entertaining than the Stones.
Hey I have a question for all you Stone lovers, where is Aerosmith?
Well when you find out, that is where the Stones should be too, out of sight out of mind.
Posted by: Jas | February 9, 2006 06:10 PM
Well, I was not all that impressed with their performance. As far as age, Tony Bennett is still knockin' em dead. Willie Nelson is still performing. I kept the telly on mostly to see the ads, not the Stones. Yes I like the Stones...but mostly their early stuff.
Posted by: radiowizard | February 11, 2006 02:04 AM
Aye, sonny, but were it not for the Stones, you would not have many of the bands you enjoy. *slaps you around bitterly*
Posted by: Rori | February 11, 2006 10:30 PM
The Stones are so old and they have been taking drugs for so long. It kind of makes you wonder.
Posted by: jo mama | February 14, 2006 09:23 PM
Bitter Guy,You are so right.Watching Mick stick out his chicken chest and pout his lips at his age is awful.He looks so much like Don Knotts trying to be sexy.But Don knew better.The Stones were great in their day but now it's time to retire gracefully,(well actually it's too late for that).
Posted by: barbara | March 5, 2006 01:45 AM
The rolling stones are by far one of the most overrated and pathetic no talent bands. They lead the race in no talent bands. The only person to beat them is Bob Dylan. I hate both of them. They have not influenced anyone, and to be honest the sesame street theme is more influential to than any of their garbage music. All of you who praise them should be ashamed of yourselves. ITs people like you that let garbage music rise to the mainstream. They are all hype, and i can guarantee that all of you who say they a great band dont even have one album of theirs. Freaking losers...
Posted by: E. | April 12, 2007 12:59 AM