How To Identify A Hardcore Gamer.
Read along with my hardcore gamer voice, if you like:
I do not understand the hardcore gamer, nor do I have the capacity to try, but what I do have, is the ability to pick one out in a crowd.
Throughout my life I have been placed in contact with many gamers and have identified the key traits that separate the hardcore gamers from the gamers.
- Hardcore gamers travel in packs; HC gamers approach life as they do their games, they enjoy multi-player over single, and therefore when presented with the opportunity to travel in a pack they will do so, traveling in a pack makes them feel like they are playing life multi-player style.
- Hardcore gamers choose clothes for comfort over style; HC gamers wear their 1980’s style Brooks joggers, 5-days a week, all year round or their favorite pair of shorts even in December, fuck, shorts guy you deserve an article all to yourself and will leave you for another day.
- Hardcore gamers diet consists of Chinese takeout or other non-vegetable greasy fast food; HC gamers need a fatty, greasy diet in order to give their hair and skin that nice healthy sheen.
- Hardcore gamers with full-time jobs do not work, they game; during work hours hardcore gamers are busy planning strategies and alliances for the coming battle that night, while to the outside observer they appear busy at work in reality, they are on gaming chat forums, taunting their opponents or sketching their strategy out on a whiteboard to their fellow co-workers aka hardcore gamers.
- Hardcore gamers are a Chiropractors dream; HC gamers have nicely shaped humps, developed over years of gaming, the larger the hump the better the gamer, this is their creed and their loving it.
- Hardcore gamers think they are bad asses, rebelling against the world on to which they were born, proving to each and everyone of us non-gamers that we are just visitors in their gaming world.
- Hardcore gamers are tools; this comment does not require further supporting.
Hardcore gamers, how about you leave the games for those they were originally designed for, the children that love Jesus.
Thanks, Bitter Guy
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Comments
kids that love jesus do not necesarily play video games.
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ur wrong, they were made for kids that love jesus.
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Posted by: Anonymous | February 28, 2006 06:14 AM
What's with the voice? Are you scared of the hardcore gamers that you have to hide your voice?
I think bitter guy is scared of the hardcore gamers.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 28, 2006 07:38 AM
so what you think you are better than me because you write on a shitty blog?
so i game, i enjoy it, it is unfair to criticize someone for enjoying what they do.
Posted by: Gamer | March 3, 2006 01:41 AM
heheheheh... they don't work, they game. that is so true.
Posted by: jason | March 4, 2006 03:27 AM
I am scared of Hardcore gamers...they are a scary bunch and rarely take showers. Thank you biiterguy for finally standing up to them...
Posted by: This guy | February 14, 2007 04:08 PM