How To Determine If Your Skinny Girl Will Stay Skinny.


  1. Look for a girl with skinny arms; if you find a girl that has a skinny body but her arms are a little thick, you can be certain that her body will catch up with her arms. In fact, this rule can be applied to every body part including legs, fingers and neck. The only body parts that take exception to this rule, are the ass and breasts, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a skinny girl having a fat ass or fat breasts, I repeat, there is nothing wrong with a skinny girl having a fat ass or fat breasts.

  2. This ones obvious but needs to be stated, check out the dimensions of the girls mother; if the mom was skinny 20 years ago and fat now, then you got yourself a skinny girl that is going to end up fat, it is in her genes there is nothing you can do about it but walk away.

  3. Find a girlfriend that is a heroin addict; heroin addicts have no problem staying skinny just ask Boy George. Below are two pictures of George: one taken during his peak in heroin usage and the other taken some years later.

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    From the pictures, it is easy to see the benefits of heroin, not only is Boy George far more attractive and skinny during his peak in heroin usage but heroin appears to have also given his lips a deep, luscious red tone which will be a plus for your skinny girl.

  4. Talk to your skinny girl about the Kirsty Alley situation; if the girl sides with Kirsty and thinks it is ok for a women to put on some weight after giving birth, then your skinny girl does not have mindset needed to stay skinny, and whatever mission you are on should be aborted as soon as possible before you get in too deep.

If Mr. Alley used the tips above on Kirsty he could of determined that Kirsty was not going to stay skinny, notice her slightly thicker arms than the rest of her body in the skinny Alley and how quickly her body caught up in the fatter Alley.

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Dude your an ass! i am a very skinny girl and i dont have to be on heroin to be skinny...its CALLED WORKING OUT! gosh guys are DICKS AND CAN GO FUCK A DOG FOR ALL I CARE!!!! I HOPE YOU FIND A GIRL THAT WILL PUT YOU THREW HELL AND THEN KICK YOUR UGLY ASS TO THE CURB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sincerly,
EVery GIrL is Gourges in there own way!!

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your beautiful.

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It is jerks like you that make normal girls self-concious and have eating disorder, you and people like you are what makes the society we all share fucked. You are a complete asshole if you actually believe the shit that you are writing.

By the way "bitterest" isn't even a word jackass.

Don't forget twinkies.

If a skinny girl cannot stop after just one twinky, then she is going to get fat.

I don't understand why some people get upset with this information it is all good stuff. Thanks again for the lessons.

Wish I had this info 20 years ago beforeI married my wife, it would of given me a heads up for what was to come.

Oh yes, I am a fat ass and I married when I was skinny, believe me the moment I married i couldnt lay off the twinkies. Women, lets all unite on this...Marry skinny and become a uber fat ass as soon as possible.

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men unite, feed ur women diet pills...

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Hey, why can't the people commenting spell properly?

I'm a skinny girl. Frankly, I'm a hot skinny girl. But I probably wouldn't go out with you if I met you. Guys who comment that much, and are so consumed by a woman's figure, are usually insecure. I'm not saying that just to 'get even' or make a point. I don't have to. It's true.

Wow. There really are guys out there THIS shallow.

Ladies, this is the kind of boy you DON"T want. He will always judge you by your body, and he has some kind of sick subconcious link between your state of thin, and his ego. Somehow, you gaining weight would degrade his standing in life in some sort of serious way. I wonder, WHO's the one that's more insecure here, the woman constantly on a diet to please him, or is it him, for constantly making sure she's on a diet?

I hope your fear of fat becomes you, and that women judge YOU by it. What the hell is wrong with you????

Don't you know that women are BORN with 20% more fat then men? Don't you know it's NATURAL to gain 20-40 lbs during pregnancy, and it's NATURAL to retain some of that weight for a while, especially if breastfeeding?

You are the perfect product of the media. The media sells the super thin, because it is UNATTAINABLE for long periods of time. If the image pushed constantly (and it IS) you have insecure women, thinking they are fat (who isn't next to the models?) and therefore, will ALWAYS buy into the diets, pills, mags, ect. That is, if you're a dumbass. And luckily for the media, most Americans are! Newflash. And to put even MORE pressure on modern women, there are men now that believe that being thin is the only way to be beautiful! In fact, most models are at LEAST 30 lbs underweight. Many go through surgeries to remove ribs and put in bags of silicone, to replace the breast lose because there is NO Fat.

By the way, my chauvinistic PIG friend, did you know that skinny women are known to be BITCHES? If a woman is not more than 23% fat- (the lowest percentile to be in the normal range) she dosen't MENSTRATE. If a woman dosen't menstrate, her hormones will be off the chart. In other words, she'll treat you like shit, and will be impossible to deal with. What you hear about models being mean is true. You would be too if you didn't eat, and you had all that pressure on you, and your hormones were everywhere, and not to mention... what those laxitives do to you.

Open your mind. Don't be a shallow thoughtless media impaired dumbass. I'm not saying go out and get a 300 lb girlfriend. What I'm saying is, thin is not the ideal for real, it's the media's way of making women feel insecure so they will buy their PRODUCTS. It seems to have worked on you, as well.

Don't believe me? check it out for yourself.

Some of the most beautiful women I know are average weight. some, are even (ohmigod, gasp!) 10/15 lbs OVERweight. It's SELFCONFIDENCE that shines through that is really beautiful.

And by the way, did you ever stop to think, that women are MORE than there weight status, or even their beauty? That's right! We are HUMAN.

i don't think we should all 'beat-up' on bitterman. i reckon most, if not all men feel this way. in their different ways, they all have some sort of fascination about womens figures, whether it be big breasts, big ass, skinny, over weight etc, etc...you name it!
since i've been married, my body has changed (a little)and my husband will mention it at any given chance. our daughter is almost 18 months - since having her i've gained weight, lost weight and with that my shape has changed also...it's very hard to remain the way you were in your teens - which is how old i was when we got married. and even more hard when you're a mother and have a busy life to lead...
i often get very depressed when i see him glued to other women and then comparing me to them...the joke is, i'm a size 8!! just not toned enough for him and of course my assets are not the same as what they were.
in short, it's hard being a woman - so bitterman, though you may well be speaking on behalf of mankind, pls give us a second thought.

ummm i dont know why im even posting this but...i think its pretty obvious that what the guy wrote isnt serious. im a girl and teenager and i think its funny. people should just get the fuck over it. i mean im underweight for my height and still want to be skinnier but reading that didnt make me want to go throw up.

p.s that girl that thinks shes hot is lame.

and so is the one that wrote "curb".

Aww, I like my fat arms. I use them to repel shallow men who would otherwise objectify me and manipulate me into a relationship lacking sincerity or integrity. Poor skinny-arm chicks just don't have the right defense mechanisms. And it's a damn shame.

For god sakes you are a sorry son of a bitch. I can't believe your fucking nerve. What about the men ladies? If they can't get it hard when they are drunk and 21, be SURE they can't get it hard in 20 years. Nowhere near hard. Just as there is Viagra asshole, there are diet pills. Lay off the drugs dick, and I hope you marry an uber skinny chick that turns into a fat blowed bitch ASAP. FAGGOT.

this is a sick, evil and destructive piece of work you have put up here. whod want to be your boyfriend if all you do is obsess about skinny whores? some poor, poor girl is probably out there reading this and feeling ugly because she doesnt look like a stick.
girls were not built to be sticks. the stick look is a trait that a boy has. girls are meant to come in many shapes and sizes. there a some skinny girls, but they are either naturally like that or theyre fucked in the head and they stop eating.
and how fucking dare you tell people to take heroin. heroin killed my brother.

What a load of rubbish, and what a complete berk you obviously are "Bitter Guy". People, both male and female, come in all shapes and sizes: that's life, it's called genetic diversity, and its why the human race rules this planet. I am sure that Mr Alley continues to love his wife despite the fact that she has put on a few pounds; if their relationship was so shallow as to fall apart at that point then I feel sorry for the child.

To all the ladies out there I'd say that being excessively skinny is as unnatural as stuffing silicone inside your breasts: personally, I don't find either especially attractive. Being skinny through poor or inadequate died is just as bad for you as being overweight, perhaps more so.

My ideal girl is neither fat nor thin, just average; I do like something more rounded that a ribcage to cuddle up to at night. However, gorgeous though my lady's body is, it's her mind that interests me more... and that is something that will improve with age as we grow older together.

Bitter Guy: I feel sorry for your girlfriend. At least, I would if I thought that you could manage to hold a relationship down for more than a few weeks. When you grow up and evolve a little then perhaps you'll find a lady to love: but first you need to learn what love means. At present your emotional maturity is on a par with that of an animal.

I feel like i should clear up a couple of things:

#1 - I never encouraged girls to take herion, I simply stated that men should seek those women that are already addicted to herion

#2 - Andrew, JenJen is happy please do not feel sorry for JenJen, she lives a good life. PS. did JenJen tell you my nickname is animal?

#3 - Anna, I am sorry that you feel "this is a sick, evil and destructive piece of work you have put up here" - because I thought it was one of my better pieces.

I am glad you liked this article.

Bitter Guy,

Ten years from now, are you going to be a fat ass couch potato with a beer belly telling his wife that she is fat? Yes? Stay single! Not so much for your sake, but to spare putting some poor woman through hell.

Fuck You.

This is probably one of the most obnoxiously funny article. It is so out of the realm of reality that it is humourous.

Honestly after reading the barrage of comments ill just say the writer managaged 2 get a good response and attention which i might say was the purpose.

An excellent piece for a wicked purpose.
Though i dont agree with hazel i will support the fact that enuff of attention given to this topic and move on ...

Isn't it interesting how completely berserk all the insecure girls get at the idea a guy might have a preference for what they look like? Well, chicks, like it or not we're going to pursue, marry, and procreate with the ones we find attractive. What a shock!

hmm what if my arms are bigger but my moms really skinny? anything on fat men?

WTF????!!!! how the hell did i end up here! and again i say WTF???!?!?!!! i didnt know ppl like you actually existed .... you freak!! i bet you a fat ass ugly git.

I always wonder why in some guys eyes a girl can only be pretty if she's stick thin? not mirroring my own insecurity here, i just wonder what made you guys so superficial... i REALLY wonder what you all look like, haha, bunch of pharrel-look-a-likes i guess? haha finding this site extremely funny :-) GO ON GUYS! i'm sure you'll have the girls lying at your feet!

I was a skinny girl now --4 kids later I'm not! I would like to and will be skinny again because I feel better about myself. I bet this was writen as a joke. I cant inigain someonr REALY holding true to all of it!

it's important that both people in a relationship try to maintain their physical attractiveness. My parents work out together and look good for each other. They are still in love after 25 years. There is nothing attractive about being out of shape and unkept. It portrays a lack of discipline and self-control which is by no means appealing. Girls who are tearing into this guy- Do YOU want your husband, (who when you married him was in shape), to completely neglect his body and get fat? NO! And they, of course, don't want us to lose all self-control either.

is this a joke? i cant tell but what an idiot if its not! please reassure us that its just a sick joke-cos if not seriously dude get sorted!

this is so funny my mom is fat and im skinny i have a kid and have just 5 pounds extra my babys father bothered me alot about my weight but now i thank him for making me exercise and get back into shape.. and i think it is true some girls just use pregnancy for an execuse of weight gain if you can gain it then you can lose it if you work at it..
p.s i was 100 lbs b4 my kid now im 105 and i geighned 35 pounds but managed to lose all but 5 but im happy with my size now im more shaped then i was b4 my son

this is funny... shhh there is no need to be so angry... *pats all the angry women's heads*... go to the gym you'll feel better :)

Yeah one more thing... you can tell if a woman has the tendency to be fat by their face too. Some of them have bigger cheeks than chipmunks and are skinny. Eventually their bodies will catch up to their face as well. Who cares about spelling in a supid blog like this. You gotta be really stupid if you think grammar rules apply in nonsense like this. I think it's not ok for women to think fat is normal. I'm European and women in the US are fat and lazy. You gotta walk more, wear more heels to work out those thighs and stop watching so much TV. It's not that the models are skinny, it's that you are fat in your little sedentary American lifestyles and french fry/potato chips diet. This is coming from a guy who gets harassed a lot by most fat girls. What makes you think I'm going to want you? You are fat! I kill myself at the gym, you should too if you want a slight chance with me... It almost offends me

Haha this is funny. My mom is only 105 lbs, at 42. My dad is around 160 and 6 foot tall. Both of my parents have a good physique. I have a good physique. While all my high school friends used to chow down without a care in the world, most of them now...can't eat an apple without adding a pound. Not only am I genetically blessed, butttt yeah, you guessed it! I'm a recovering heroin addict! Oh well, being 5'5", and only 103 lbs, works out great for me!
Some people can't really help gaining weight, and I feel sorry for them. I'd definately never ridicule them, or make them feel bad about it. Everyone is equal in my eyes. I do enjoy being rail thin though, I must admit. Well minus my fab booty!

So... I herd you leik mudkips?

5 ft 5 and only 103 lbs? yuck that is digusting. and you think that is attractive being *rail-thin* as you call it? you got issues there honey...

It has loats to do with heredity and then how someone taked care of themselves. To 5'5" 103 lbs this sounds like you're situation. Nothing wrong with that at all. My motherinlaw was has always been extremely thin, and like her my wife is too. A little taller at 5'6" she has almost always weighed less than 100 lbs and at 38, about your mother's age, weighs 92 lbs and has no health issues.

Jess, not everyone who is this thin has issues, and rail this is not unattractive at all. As the persond you insulted said so thoughtfully, "Everyone is equal in my eyes".

I am SHOCKED at what I'm reading here...this is supposed to be advice for the fledgling male? It's entirely irresponsible of you...NOT to have mentioned the ONE really obvious tip, which is to wait 'till they're a little older!!

See, by the late 30s they should have bloomed-into whatever they're gonna be! I'll caveat that by saying children should not be pursued w/ older women (unless you are cool w/ adopting)...I mean, yeah it's dangerous to the woman & fetus at an older-age(blah-blah-blah) but more importantly you're risking messing her body up!

All my friend's wives are popping-out kids, now. I get dragged to these birthday-parties & these kids are all sitting there covered in icing & drool...if you feel like me about kids you can afford to get an "older" woman.

*Caution*
If she's hot and single at an older age there's likely something wrong with her (which is why someone probably threw her back). Just be observant...move-in w/ her for a bit 'cause people can hide all kinds of behaviors & issues from you 'till ya live w/ them...just keep the big/important possessions out of the apartment at first (so you can jet easily if you have to!).

Sigh...I had a hottie back in the '80s...she looked like Heather Locklear (back then)...Several-hundred trips to Taco Bell later she looks like someone who ATE my girlfriend from the 80's! It's a shame but she represents 1 of 3 girlfriends I had w/ big moms. My dad always said "...take a good look at a broad's mom 'cause that's what you'll be married to someday..." Good advice! Holds-true...

The one girl (who can't spell "menstruate") mentioned how mean skinny girls are because of hormones & lack of menstruation...yeah, THAT'S what I want...a big, opinionated, non-spelling menstruating FATTY to come home to!

You know, logic would seem to dictate pound for pound a fat chick will more hostile, just because (physically) there is MORE of her to BE angry, right?

Hey! How many fat, butch feminists does it take to screw-in a light-bulb?..........Give-up? 2! ...1 to screw-in the bulb & the other to honk on my bobo! honk-honk!!

wtf im a skinny chick and i can eat mass food i've always been skinny and frankly i think this is a joke cuz i can eat all i want and not gain a pound.....i honestly am really hot and could care less wat you all think but its bull shit cuz you all think if a chick eats to much they will be fat soo not true

ass holes

Who's 5'6" and weighs less than 100 pounds? That's disgusting! I think you are wrong about the lbs. I'm 5'2" and 103, and I don't even fit most size 0's in the US. I'm technically underweight, but I think it's a bone-structure thing. 17% BMI, and still menstruate (so the girl who can't spell it is wrong again).

And if you have to keep saying "no really, I AM hot!" No one is going to believe you.

what the hell??? this proves that there are more dickhead men in this world than some may think! Have you ever thought that kirsty had "thicker arms" because she worked them out and they actually had muscle on them and then after she decided to act the fat ass part and stop working out she ended up like that?! your a dumbass if you beleive this

Hey,
I love what you'e doing!
Don't ever change and best of luck.

Raymon W.

Hm, I cant agree with you in this particular case.

Thank God there are skinny people!

Thank God there are skinny people!

this is a bit off subject, but man.... kristy ally was freaking hot

fucking yes a man after my own heart.keep it skinny keep it real girls .its just a point of veiw you all got one

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