The Bitter Blog: Sunglass Etiquette

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you look at the picture below?

Well if you are a complete fucking idiot, you may think that those two guys are the coolest ever and that wearing sunglasses on the top of your head is the shit.

The first thing that came to my mind, was anger. Every time I see fuckers wearing sunglasses on top of there head, I feel anger. I feel anger because it is just wrong; it’s like wearing white socks with sandals, you just don’t do it.

After feeling anger and wanting to rip the sunglasses from their heads, I feel guilty for being angry. I feel guilty because the two homos in the above picture likely don’t know any better; no one has cared enough to take the time and explain proper sunglass etiquette.

Maybe they were abused as children, maybe they are Mormons or maybe, just maybe they are from Utah. But whatever their tragic life story is I have compiled a list for them and others like them, on proper sunglass etiquette.

Never wear sunglasses on your forehead.
Never wear sunglasses in your hair.
Never wear sunglasses on the brim of your hat.
Never wear sunglasses indoors.
And always, always, wear your sunglasses like the Mr. Cool Ethan Hawke.

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i dont get it???

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That is because you are a fucking idiot.

Thanks for contributing!

Posted by: j | January 16, 2006 06:59 PM

ethan hawke is sooooo cool.

elephant man,

Great comment, really thought provoking.

Posted by: elephant man | January 17, 2006 01:33 AM

I don't see anything wrong with wearing sunglasses like that.

What do you do with your sunglasses?

I wear them over my eyes, you fucking tard.

Thanks for the question.

Posted by: Anonymous | January 17, 2006 09:49 PM

ethan hawke looks anemic and anorexic. maybe cracked out. d:

teg,

Yeah but he is still the shiat and knows how to wear the sunglasses.

Posted by: teg | January 18, 2006 12:05 AM

When are you going to update this site with something funny?

I will write something that you will probably find funny, you ready?

BOOBIES - there you go, enjoy.

Posted by: Anonymous | January 20, 2006 03:10 AM

When sunglasses not being used, should they be out of sight, or could they, say, hang from the neck of the t-shirt or similar?
Cheers.

neck and shirt is ok, but top of head is not.

Posted by: Chattermouth | February 11, 2006 01:08 AM

The wanker I sit next to at work came in this morning with sunglasses on top of his head. Not even that sunny in a the arse end of England. Fucking looser. I really feel like ramming his head through a window. He still has them on his head after numerous comments like "WTF are you doing, take them off"

Do these people do it on purpose just to piss me off ?

Posted by: Max | May 17, 2006 12:23 PM

I wear them over my eyes,thanks for the question!

Posted by: Wells | February 22, 2007 01:36 AM