I Hate My Job.

I do not hate my job because I am underpaid nor do I hate it because I don’t have any good work buddies.

The reason why I hate my job is because there are no hot bitches, not a one.

Why are there no hot bitches?
Not because there is a lack of them out there, there are quite a few in my city.
Not because there is lack of positions suitable for hot bitches, there are easily 50+.

The reason why I do not get hot bitches with my coffee at work in the morning, is because upper management at my company is not onboard with hiring hot bitches over diligent straight men that dress poorly.

To convince upper management to start hiring more hot bitches I will be presenting them with the following on Monday.

5 Reasons to hire hot bitches:


  1. The male workers will start coming to work earlier to talk with, or get a glimpse of, the hot bitches.
  2. The male workers will look forward to coming to work and will arrive with a smile on their face.
  3. The male workers will dress better, maybe even shower more frequently, in attempts to impress the hot bitches.
  4. The perfume that the hot bitches wear will be a welcomed addition to the swass of my male co-workers.
  5. Finally, secretaries should always be hot bitches, it is a known rule. So I ask why is it that we have two middle aged men doing the job that can be done by three hot bitches?


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You missed one point, sales. Customers would buy buy buy if they were worked over by hot bitches. Sales pitch not going well ?, then just send in the hot bitch sales team (HBST) to seal the deal.

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moxie's coffee sucks,

I think you are onto something with the HBST.

I have never had Moxie's Coffee before but I do know that Moxie's itself sucks. F**k Moxies.

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I hate complainers like you.

I have been unemployed for 5-months now.

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Really? Then don't read my sh@t, you lazy f**ker.

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I hate lazy f**kers like you. You have been unemployed for 5-months? So get a job and stop looking up blogs and porn on the internet to make your life seem worth while. See this is the problem with our society. Lazy mother f**kers like you who complain all the time that they don't have jobs, but are too lazy to go find them. I should kick your ass....

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getajob,

I agree with what you have said in priciple but there is nothing wrong with looking up porn on the internet, nothing wrong at all. I do it all the time, in fact I am doing it right now while I respond to your comment.

But you are right that lazy f**ker should have been able to find a job by now.

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Sarcasm with a slice of truth...I get it!

Hey...I have a bitter blog too..do you want to trade blog links? My humor blog is www.billsbitterpills.blogspot.com.

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Bill,

I will look into it.

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I couldn't agree more, that post really hits it.

For "Anonymous" I hear mcdonalds is hiring. Cry to them not to us.

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diddy,

Does Mcdonalds still hire "special" people? I think Anyonymous might be a little special.

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Whats with all the fucking censorship?

Fuck Fuck.

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I was trying to keep it clean, fucking asshole.

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LMAO ^^^

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Laugh Alot Girl,

Thanks for the thoughtful feedback, it really helps.

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LMFAO

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a,

Another great, insightful comment, thanks a lot.

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So how did the plan go? :D

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went flawlessly

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you people shall die

"you people shall die"

No sh!t. Here I am thinking life goes on forever.

Although it does seem that way sometimes...

I feel ya. At my office we have a saying " ugly and fat are credentials to get hired here" We need hot bitches desperately!

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