I Hate My Job.
I do not hate my job because I am underpaid nor do I hate it because I don’t have any good work buddies.
The reason why I hate my job is because there are no hot bitches, not a one.
Why are there no hot bitches?
Not because there is a lack of them out there, there are quite a few in my city.
Not because there is lack of positions suitable for hot bitches, there are easily 50+.
The reason why I do not get hot bitches with my coffee at work in the morning, is because upper management at my company is not onboard with hiring hot bitches over diligent straight men that dress poorly.
To convince upper management to start hiring more hot bitches I will be presenting them with the following on Monday.
5 Reasons to hire hot bitches:
- The male workers will start coming to work earlier to talk with, or get a glimpse of, the hot bitches.
- The male workers will look forward to coming to work and will arrive with a smile on their face.
- The male workers will dress better, maybe even shower more frequently, in attempts to impress the hot bitches.
- The perfume that the hot bitches wear will be a welcomed addition to the swass of my male co-workers.
- Finally, secretaries should always be hot bitches, it is a known rule. So I ask why is it that we have two middle aged men doing the job that can be done by three hot bitches?
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