The Bitter Blog: Cheap People

Cheap people are everywhere. It is true, you see them in the supermarket, you see them at work and you even see them pan handling on the street.

The world we live in is full of cheap people; this is the harsh reality we must face.

Have you ever borrowed 25-cents from someone, then forget about it and then have that same person ask for their quarter back a week later? If so, then what you are dealing with is a cheap fucker!

I work with 30-yr olds that still live with their parents, wear clothes from their high school days and are saving every nickel & dime, to one day become a millionaire.

Now what are these people saving their money for? If people don’t know how to spend money when they are young, they are not going to figure it out when they are old; they are just going to die a millionaire, never actually having any fun with their money.

The only thing certain in life is death, so why don’t the cheap fuckers that actually have money spend it while they are living? My only explanation is that they are half-retarded, believing that they are going to live forever and still want to sex hot-young-tight girls at the age of 60.

In closing, if you have ever tracked someone down for change, or are still wearing that same sweater with the wolf and moon on it that you have had since you were 12, then yes, you are a cheap fucker and unfortunately half-retarded.

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Sorry that we all can't be a high roller like you Bitter Guy but some of us save for a better tomorrow.

Not everyone has the luxury of money, even pan handlers.

What are you doing borrowing a quarter and not paying it back anyways? I think that you are the one that is a cheap fucker.

Mr Cheap

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Mr Cheap,

I needed the quarter to call your sister, tell her I said hi.

Thanks.

Posted by: Mr Cheap | January 10, 2006 05:22 AM

hey i have one of those shirts....

james,

Do you want a cookie?

Posted by: james | January 11, 2006 04:28 AM

rotflmao, i'd rather be cheap thanks,

Kate,

Have fun saving your money and buying wolf shirts.

Posted by: kate | January 11, 2006 07:43 AM

"Not everyone has the luxury of money, even pan handlers."

Hmmmm, well duh? That is the stupidest comment I have ever seen. Of course pan handlers don't have the luxury of money retard, that's why they pan handle!

Oh and Mr. Bitter, while I do agree that cheap people suck, I don't really think that pan handlers are necessary cheap. Lazy yes, but cheap no. I do think they should get off their asses and work though...but that is another topic.

Back to the Mr. Cheap. You don't really have to be a high roller to not be cheap. You just have to care about other people sometimes and not yourself just because YOU are saving for a better day for YOURSELF. A quarter in 20 years isn't going to make you any richer, but may mean that you actually have friends around to enjoy life with.

So while you are sitting in your one bed room suite at 40 with bags of money under your bed and couch just remember you did this to yourself...

Don't Be Cheap,

Fuck panhandlers, they are cheap. They would definetly ask for their quarter back.

Posted by: Don't Be Cheap | January 11, 2006 05:34 PM

Hahahahaha! That's pretty damn good.

Cimeron,

I know.

Posted by: Cimeron | January 14, 2006 10:05 PM

God, where do i even fucking start! Cheap people annoy the shit out of me but whatever, keeps me regular! Have you ever noticed that a lot of rich folks are also the stingiest! Oh yeah...they will tip you the bare minimum AND they will give you cheap gifts from the dollar store. Have you ever worked retail and notice some folks will stare at the .37 change you hand them to make sure you didn't short change'em? Have you ever had a customer that made you do a price adjustment for .15 cents!?! Do you have a friend who always underpay we you go out for snacks or dinner...or almost never treats...or pay for a round of shots for someone's b-day!?! Do you know someone who eats ramen noodles that cost .29 a pack, 2x a day for months...This is why you will never ever be asked out, no invitations to important ho-ing parties and will be single for the rest of your life counting your pennies every friday and saturday nights at your parents's place. Cheap jerkoff assholes! A penny saved ain't gonna be any use to u when ur dead you selfish uglies!

BitterInVancouver,

Looks like you might have almost as much angst as me.

Posted by: BitterInVancouver | January 16, 2006 05:20 AM

I have a friend that is so cheap......he wrote the book on cheapness.....he doesn't use his turn signal in the car....afraid the light bulb will burn out too soon and need to be replaced.....he'd rather get killed in a car accident. He uses plastic bags instead of paper bags in a grocery store......because the plastic bags weigh less......sick. Steals toilet paper from work. Never tips. Orders the cheapest thing on a menu if he ever goes out to a restaurant. Picks up pennies off the ground.....he orders coffee and drinks half a cup and returns the rest.....lying that there was something floating in it....just to get his money back. Tells me .....I only wanted 1/2 cup of coffee. Wears clothes still from high school. Proud he can still fit them. By the way he's loaded......has nearly 500,000.00 in the bank.....owns property too. I'm just totally sick of cheap people...is it a mental disorder or what???????? Help me to see why people are like this.......

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2006 09:48 PM

I'm a waitress and cheap asses are my worst enemies! When they fail to tip me, or tip me lousily, I envision them running their cars right off the road as they're leaving the restaurant.

Posted by: Waitress | November 18, 2006 09:47 AM

I don't necessarily think I am cheap, but I do use coupons if I have them. I don't save for the far-off future, I save for the next summer vacation. I have went on expensive travels all over the world so far, and hae experienced things that most people only dream about. I have hunted alligator, bear, elk, water fowl, pheasant, quail, turkeys, and deer all over. I couldn't have done it if I wasn't a little cheap sometimes. But I don't save for when I am old and can't enjoy it. I don't eat out often and I don't spend money unecessarily. I have been to Paris, London, thirty-eight of the fifty states, and am getting ready to take a trip to Australia. I am not rich I live off of a 35,000 dollar a year salary, own my home (not completely paid for), and have a modern car. I live good but not beyond my means. Does this make me cheap?

Posted by: Coupon Queen | March 6, 2007 09:27 PM