The Bitter Blog: Brasilian.

Before Marca Bavaria commercials hit North America, before Snoop and Pharell filmed “Beatiful” in Rio, and even before Barry Manilow’s Copacabana, I have wanted to be Brasilian.

Brasil has the worlds best soccer team, great beaches and beautiful weather, but these reasons alone do not make me want to be Brasilian. The women are what make me want to be Brasilian.

Brasils greatest natural resource is their women. Unfortunately Brasils greatest resource is being mistreated due to their short supply of good-looking men. Yes it is true; a country that is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world is also home to some of the ugliest men.

I feel somewhat obligated to help the women of Brasil understand that not all men are less than 6ft tall, hairy and greasy.

I have taken it upon myself as a personal crusade, to reach as many Brasilians as humanly possible but I cannot do this alone, I need your help. To support my efforts contact me at thebitterblog@gmail.com for further details.

We all need to do our part to help Brasil protect its most precious resource.

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you are just jealous of us brasilians, too bad gringo.

Posted by: Mr Brasil | February 1, 2006 02:00 AM

I am brasilian and i bet im more hot than u are
check out my link =P
and i tell u.. that myth is not real. most weman here in brazil are short, fat and ugly. we are on the same boat. We believe that american girls are hot because we watch your movies. u believe our weman are hot because.. i dont know, maybe u watch carnaval on tv or something... the thing is most people are ugly anywhere

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sorry but u r not hotter than me.

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Posted by: Rodrigo | February 14, 2006 03:55 PM

rodrigo is obviously a homosexual and would probably want marylin manson to toss his salad (that is eating his ass out with jelly or syrup- i think we all know rodrigo prefers jelly) brazilian guys are losers by and large and the women are unbelievable--except for the few that look like incas and inuits with downs syndrome!.........i luv u hot brazilian honeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well said.

Posted by: malik | March 8, 2006 06:28 AM