I watched Bareback / Brokeback Mountain with a girl, who is my girlfriend, who I have sex with, and had these 6 major takeaways.

1. Pack the doms and lubricant on every trip. Even when you are just camping with the boys, go prepared, because you just never know what a little drinking and fresh air will lead up to and after all, it is better to be safe and comfortable, than sore and bareback.

2. All cowboys are gay. I suspected this awhile ago but the movie crystallized it for me, nobody likes to fish and hunt that much, come on Texas be honest.

3. Going fishing for Brown Trout has taken on a new meaning. I can never again say I am going fishing for Brown Trout without feeling gay.
   
   

   “Hey buddy, want some Brown Trout?”
   “Damn, that's a big Brown Trout.”
   “Want to play hide the Brown Trout?”
   

4. Utah banned this movie because they didn’t want their wives to figure out what is really going on during the all men bible retreats.
   “Looky here Johnny, I dropped the bible.”
   “Let me help you.”
   “Brown Trout, Brown Trout, Brown Trout”

5. For the straight guys out there, this is not a movie that you want to watch with your best bud. Something tells me watching 2 cowboys wrestle and make out isn’t a moment the majority of straight guys want to share.

6. And finally but not least my last takeaway is this, I get grossed out during male-on-male sex and kissing scenes, I would rather watch girl-on-girl or man-on-girl or even man-on-girl-on-man, any day of the week. I then wondered if gay people get grossed out during heterosexual sex scenes, if so, then that must suck.
   

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