The Bitter Blog: What is a Bouncers Status In Society?

Why is it that the majority of bouncers out there think they are god?

Do they not realize what they do for a living? Do they not realize their status in society?

Someone should enlighten them about their job; let them know that they are no better than a tow truck driver or a garbage man. In fact bouncing is one of the lowest forms of employment right above being homeless and on par with being a homeless gay male prostitute.

Now not all bouncers are asses, there are some good ones out there. The difference between the good & the bad are the clubs they work for. Bouncer’s attitudes are generally better when shootings occur on a regular basis. Something about the shootings makes the bouncer realize their status in society, makes them reasonable and makes them respectful.

Based on the above logic it is reasonable to assume that it would benefit all of society if shootings occurred on a regular basis at all clubs, not just the crappy ones. After all bouncers are the peons of the nightclubs and more shootings would help them realize this.

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Bitter Guy,

A friend sent me this site and had to comment. I think that you hit it with this one. Bouncers need to be told how it is and comparing them to homeless male prostitutes is great. Thanks for this one, keep them coming.

--DJ

Posted by: DJ | December 30, 2005 10:42 AM

F**k i know eh! Who the f**k do they think they are! They stand around and look important when all they really are are some supposedly better-dressed ushers to some dump where lonely ugly people pay to get in and get hammered so they can get laid to another desperate single ugly person! And they keep letting ugly skanks cut in front of the line while the rest of us are left outside for 2 hours and still be expected to be happy and willing to spend $$$ on their stupid club to and to buy their watered down alcohol! I think not! Stupid Bouncers! They will get theirs! Thank god for club shootings! F**k them all, stupid jerkoff a@@holes!

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BitterInVancouver,

I knew there were others that felt like me. F**k them all!

Here is to more shootings.

Posted by: BitterInVancouver | January 7, 2006 08:23 AM

don't be bitter cos your boobs are not big enuff to rub your way into a club. d:

teg,

I am quite happy with my boobies, they work my way just fine into the club. Thank you for your concern.

What kind of name is teg anyways? Are you Afghanny?

Posted by: teg | January 10, 2006 12:56 AM

Bouncers aren't a problem in Australia. They realise that they're nothing but hired thugs and act accordingly and we treat them that way.

Bouncers here get no respect and thats the way it should stay.

Deb,

I like the Aus.

Posted by: Deb | January 27, 2006 04:36 AM