The younger sister is always hotter.
Back in the day I learned a valuable lesson – “Don’t start getting serious about any girl until you meet the younger sister”.
Why?
Cus it is a well known fact that the younger sister is always hotter than the older one.
The younger sister has several distinct advantages over the older one:
- The parents made all their mistakes on the older one.
- Younger sister was most likely dropped less as a baby.
- Parents always babied the baby, while the older sister was out on the street hitting the crack pipe.
- And last but not least, younger is always better.
I learned this lesson the hard way in my early 20’s when I started to get involved with an older sister before meeting the younger one. It made her family dinners and such very uncomfortable because I found myself wanting too and trying too, hump the younger sister. So I did the only thing that I could have done, dumped the older sister and forgot about the younger one because the switch, is just not worth the risk.
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Comments
Hello dumbass,
I have a younger sister and guess what???
I am hotter than her... i get way more guys and everyone thinks I am prettier... I think this post sucks and is incorrect. Older sisters are hotter....
Posted by: HotterOlderSister | December 20, 2005 09:02 PM
Hello "Hotter Older Sister",
Guess what??? I don't care what your mother tells you, if you are the older sister you are definetly uglier than the younger. Sorry but those are the facts.
It is sad but it is also the reality of your situation. You are the uglier older sister but I am sure that you are still good looking in your own special way.
Thanks for the feedback.
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Posted by: Bitter_Guy | December 20, 2005 09:07 PM
I don't agree with #2. Parents are most careful not to drop the first child. After that, they just don't care so much. The little bastards have to fend for themselves at that point.
Posted by: diddy | December 29, 2005 05:46 AM
the switch, u stole that s**t from seinfeld. do u really think u funny?
Posted by: kelly | December 29, 2005 07:16 AM
Diddy I am sorry that you disagree that is a good point but unfortunately you are wrong and I am right, that is just the way it is.
Kelly, I didn't steal s**t from s**t, go f**k yourself.
Thank you both so much for the feedback.
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Posted by: bitter_guy | December 29, 2005 09:14 AM
that shit is so true!!! dang u hit it, i'm always stunned at the hotness of the younger sis.....bitterblog rocks...i like that lulu lemon shit as well....and that gay guy needs to get a lady smack....
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the m word,
All great comments.
As for the gay guy I decided not to smack him. I ended up feeling too sorry for him because after all he is gay and a gay catcher at that.
Thanks for the feedback.
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Posted by: the m word | January 8, 2006 01:14 AM
I'm an older sister and I would be happy to supply photos refuting this post. I think I could probably get letters of reference too...
Your blog is funny and I would have hit the gay guy.
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Deb,
I would be very interested in seeing those pics, please e-mail them to thebitterblog@gmail.com.
Thanks, BitterGuy
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Posted by: Deb | January 27, 2006 04:29 AM
Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson?
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right, thanks i forgot that one... ashlee is way hotter than jessica.... provin' my points one day at a time.
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Posted by: Rob | March 5, 2006 11:03 PM
Dude my girlfriend is the older sister and she is definetly hotter than her sister. her sister is an annoying fat little cunt i can't stand her. my gf is a bit of psycho but at least she gotta hot bod!
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dude my gf doesnt have any sisters, and she is pregnant...
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Posted by: Ben | March 13, 2006 01:22 PM
that is so true. nice diss to older hotter sister
Posted by: Anonymous | April 13, 2006 06:21 AM
my sister and i are both extremely hot....and yes i am the younger of the two...but wow...u should see our mom...now that is hottness...let me get a woo hoo for all the MILFS out there
Posted by: amber | August 12, 2006 06:35 AM
Maybe...
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Posted by: Bush | January 11, 2007 12:08 PM