Men are like dogs – Women are like cats.
My experience with women has led me to believe that they are a lot like cats. They sneak around, leave you when you’re dying, don’t get along with other cats, are attention hungry, are temperamental and enjoy being petted.
Men on the other hand are a lot like dogs. They get along easier with other dogs, on occasion have bones, are loyal, horny and simply put basic creatures.
But just like men, dogs have one downfall; they chase cats / women. I have never actually seen a dog catch a cat which makes me wonder why they even bother. The same goes for men chasing women, if a woman expects to be chased, I say f**k it, cus after all we are not just stupid dogs.
(Disclaimer: I do realize that about 65% of the male population has the IQ of a pit-bull terrier and another 10% enjoys chasing same-sex dogs, this article of course does not apply to them.)
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Comments
Damn right dem dames ain't nothing but sneaky cats... rite on brotha like the post...
Posted by: Jimmy Joe | December 29, 2005 07:13 AM
bitter guy,
how dare you compare women to cats and make such stupid comparisons. i think that you need to get out more.
sarah.
Posted by: sarah | December 29, 2005 10:22 AM
Hello Sarah,
You are right it was wrong of me to compare women to cats. In retrospect I think it might have been a little unfair to cats.
Thanks for your great feedback.
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Posted by: bitter_guy | December 30, 2005 12:42 AM
hahahahaha....
Posted by: greg | January 3, 2006 12:11 AM
hahahaha
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good comment moron.
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Posted by: Anonymous | March 13, 2006 01:15 PM
someone used you i know because i've been used too.
Posted by: veronica | March 14, 2006 11:12 PM
You women are like cats because cats sneak around, leave you when you’re dying, don’t get along with other cats, are attention hungry, are temperamental and enjoy being petted.
well dogs are better than men they don't cheat, leave you forr a younger women,and lie. Who ever broke your heart learned thay if they laid down with you they might get fleas.
Posted by: Toniece | September 25, 2006 09:56 PM
cute, funny, and emotionally elicit. i give you two thumbs up for creative writing.
Posted by: Brandi | November 21, 2006 06:53 AM
Thanks for the supportive comment Brandi, e-mail me sometime.
Joey.
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Posted by: Joey | November 26, 2006 05:43 AM
I have been telling my brother in laws this for ages. Men are horny, they can be aggressive and you make call a cat sneaky but they are planful, theirs a difference.
You see women are like cats, you must approach slowly, if you aggressively pursue the cat they will run for higher ground. You have to be gentle with a cat and don't ever forget we got claws.
Posted by: Stacey | December 12, 2006 09:33 AM
Yup some one told me that Men leave there shit all over the place and dont know how to cover it up on the other hand cats are neat and cover up there crap thats why its harder to catch them doing something wrong
Posted by: Ray | January 5, 2007 05:58 PM
Bitter Guy,
Yeah, Women are like cats, "they do as they please so just get used to it" is the quote I've heard. They are vain, fickle, cheat and play the shell game like no man ever could. They expect you to love them and their cat (or dog) equally and play second fiddle to the furballs.
I can't tell you how many women I've met or seen on dating sites that are narcisisstically wedded to their furry companions..."must love dogs" or "Froofie is my best friend" or "me and Shmuggles" with a picture of their face buried in their fur (cough, wheeze) or "Max and me do everything together"...yeah, I bet you do. I guarantee that cat will piss on your shoes or the dog will chew them while you are asleep (if you get so lucky).
It's not about a man being secure in himself or not, it's all about the woman...herself and her pet...there will never be any room for a man or his heart. Most modern women are avidly selfish and narcissistic. I believe guys have bigger hearts, are more sentimental, and more loyal than most women, we just get our hearts ripped out and stomped on at a young age so we appear callous. Damn cats. Catch a performance of "Cosi Fan Tutti" by Mozart (translation: "Thus do all Women" or "Women are like that"). It's a classic, things haven't changed much since then, just gotten worse.
Posted by: Eric | January 13, 2007 04:10 PM
Hey it cant always be placed on a women when you dogs lack. yes us cats have issues with us but so do yall. Have yall ever thought for a second that being bitter should be the last thing that you do and try to fix the things your relationships rather than blame your partner for it all. Or how about this,"Yall are dating the wrong females" its that simple. It takes two in relationship and men and women cheat so dont blame it all on us. Some women have big hearts and are very caring and then some arent as caring and loving but the same goes for men.
Posted by: Jessica | April 2, 2007 05:30 AM
Are some of these people seriously upset? Great blog, in good fun....comparisons are clever! Thanks for making me laugh out loud....and I AM a woman (I didn't say I agree with your statements, I just said they were funny). There is undoubtedly a reason for your bitterness, but at least you've given it a comic twist.
Posted by: Michele | July 26, 2007 02:26 AM