Out of all the fucking moments that one can choose to learn how to play an instrument, cock-boy decided to give it a shot at 2am on a Wednesday, right outside my apartment.

Out of all the instruments one can choose to learn on, pencil-dick decided he would learn on the trumpet.

And out of all the songs one can choose to play flaccid-penis decided he would learn the A&W theme song.

For 30-minutes I listened to your rendition of the A&W song, congratulations for getting all the notes right after 30 minutes of practicing.

Even better yet, after you left walking up the street learning other melodies you had not yet finished pissing with me.

You see millimeter-peter, my girlfriend lives 4-blocks up the street from me so when you hit her apartment 30 minutes later playing random shrieks on your trumpet, you scared the shit out of her in turn causing me to have to get out of bed, drive to her place & spend the night with her.

Thank you for the memory numb-nuts… come back to my block playing that trumpet & you will be pissing out of it permanently, they will call you trumpet-dick.

Click the fat bear or link below to listen to the trumpet replicated:

Replicated Trumpet

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